Illya Kuryakin Quotes in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
Illya Kuryakin Quotes:
Illya Kuryakin: [as Solo cracks a safe] Did you disable the alarm?
Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307.
[alarm immediately begins wailing]
Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.
[Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms]
Napoleon Solo: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. Russian-made.
Illya Kuryakin: One moment.
[leaves and returns]
Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.
Napoleon Solo: [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.
Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.
Illya Kuryakin: [about having to get mugged] A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!
Gaby Teller: [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter] What are you doing down there?
Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.
Illya Kuryakin: Good night, little chop shop girl.
Illya Kuryakin: [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room] Looks like he fixed the short.
Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.
Gaby Teller: About last night...
Illya Kuryakin: [smiles] I like my women strong.
[Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby]
Napoleon Solo: It won't match.
Illya Kuryakin: It doesn't have to match.
Illya Kuryakin: You're trembling...
Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!
Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.
Illya Kuryakin: Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.
Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.
Illya Kuryakin: [driving a boat] Hold on, Cowboy!
[Solo falls off]
Uncle Rudi: I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?
Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi] You need help, Cowboy?
Illya Kuryakin: I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.
Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...
Napoleon Solo: I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.
Illya Kuryakin: Your a terrible spy, Cowboy.
[a drunk Gaby annoys Illya]
Illya Kuryakin: [to Gaby] Don't make me put you over my knee...
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.
[cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]
[Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby]
Gaby Teller: We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?
Illya Kuryakin: A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancée a new ring, as soon as he could.
Illya Kuryakin: Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor?
[discovers a switch to a secret passage]
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