Illya Kuryakin Quotes in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)


Illya Kuryakin Quotes:

  • Illya Kuryakin: [as Solo cracks a safe] Did you disable the alarm?

    Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307.

    [alarm immediately begins wailing]

    Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.

  • [Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms]

    Napoleon Solo: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. Russian-made.

    Illya Kuryakin: One moment.

    [leaves and returns]

    Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.

  • Napoleon Solo: [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.

    Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.

  • Illya Kuryakin: [about having to get mugged] A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!

  • Gaby Teller: [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter] What are you doing down there?

    Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.

  • Illya Kuryakin: Good night, little chop shop girl.

  • Illya Kuryakin: [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room] Looks like he fixed the short.

    Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.

  • Gaby Teller: About last night...

    Illya Kuryakin: [smiles] I like my women strong.

  • [Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby]

    Napoleon Solo: It won't match.

    Illya Kuryakin: It doesn't have to match.

  • Illya Kuryakin: You're trembling...

    Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!

    Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.

  • Illya Kuryakin: Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.

    Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.

  • Illya Kuryakin: [driving a boat] Hold on, Cowboy!

    [Solo falls off]

  • Uncle Rudi: I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?

    Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.

    Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi] You need help, Cowboy?

  • Illya Kuryakin: I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.

    Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...

  • Napoleon Solo: I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.

    Illya Kuryakin: Your a terrible spy, Cowboy.

  • [a drunk Gaby annoys Illya]

    Illya Kuryakin: [to Gaby] Don't make me put you over my knee...

    Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.

    [cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]

  • [Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby]

    Gaby Teller: We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?

    Illya Kuryakin: A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancée a new ring, as soon as he could.

  • Illya Kuryakin: Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor?

    [discovers a switch to a secret passage]

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