Ilene Quotes in Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Ilene Quotes:
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Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon walks up to Trisha's house to ask her out] Is Trisha here?
Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house, right now.
Uncle Rico: [from inside Trisha's house, hard at work] Well, hey, Napoleon... Napoleon's m'nephew.
Ilene: Oh, that's nice.
Napoleon Dynamite: Could you just give this to her for me?
[hands Ilene a drawing of Trisha]
Ilene: I certainly could.
Napoleon Dynamite: Thanks.
[Napoleon leaves]
Ilene: Bye-bye.
[Ilene returns to Uncle Rico on the sofa]
Uncle Rico: Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything.
Ilene: You're kidding.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and what-not.
Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here?
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Stacy: Yeah. Now, when you're with a guy, you're not just sleeping with him, you're sleeping with everyone they've had sex with.
Ilene: And everyone they've had sex with.
Ilene, Melissa: And everyone *they've* had sex with!
Melissa: Gee, I'm a lot more experienced than I thought I was!
[They laugh.]
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Ilene: What do you miss most about sex?
Stacy: Whoo... I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm...
Ilene: Orgasm? I love orgasms.
Stacy: Mmm. I'm sick of my Mighty Intruder vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head.
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Ilene: Haven't you ever had an orgasm?
Melissa: Oh, yeah, sure-- No, not really. I mean, not with someone else in the room.
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[On orgasms.]
Stacy: You can have one with the guy on top?
Ilene: Mm-hmm.
Stacy: I hate you!
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[seeing Caleb run away]
Helen: Prospect?
Ilene: Not anymore.
-- Ilene
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