Ike Broflovski Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

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Ike Broflovski Quotes:

  • Eric Cartman: Mom, there's someone at the door.

    [No reply]

    Eric Cartman: Mom, I said there's someone at the door!

    Mrs. Cartman: Coming, hun.

    Eric Cartman: [as Liane walks past] Ay, I can't see the TV!

    Mrs. Cartman: Oh, look Eric, It's your little friends!

    Ike Broflovski: Fireman!

    Eric Cartman: What are you guys doing here?

    [Stan holds up the piece of paper with the movie ad on it]

    Eric Cartman: Aw, sweet dudes! Yes, YEEES!

  • Kyle: Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

    Ike Broflovski: Don't kick the baby.

    Kyle: Kick the baby!

    [Kicks Ike through a window, causing it to shatter]

    Sheila Broflovski: Ike! You broke ANOTHER window! That's a bad baby! Baaaaaad baby!

    Stan Marsh: Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!

    Kyle: Oh my god, dude!

    Sheila Broflovski: Kyle! Where are you going?

    Kyle: Uuh, we're going ice-skating.

    Sheila Broflovski: Well take your little brother with you.

    [Ike bounces up to Kyle]

    Kyle: Aww, come on, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!

    Sheila Broflovski: DO AS I SAY, KYLE!

    Kyle: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!

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