Ike Quotes in Miracle at Sage Creek (2005)

Ike: Daniel!

Daniel: Yes sir?

Ike: We're gonna get those steers into Lusk and sold before Christmas

Daniel: Yes sir.

Ike: You won't leave town till we get top dollar, no exceptions.

Daniel: Yes sir...

Daniel: Mr. Franklin me and the boys was wondering, well sir, we wanted to know if you had decided to give us Christmas day off? Some of the men got family and I think they need that time...

Ike: You'll get a day off when that cattle is sold. Christmas is just another working day.

Daniel: Yes sir, stock comes fisrt.

[person speaking German on "cliteris" website]

Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!

Stan: Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom?

Cartman: Oh, very funny!

Kyle: Hey! It IS Cartman's mom!

Mrs. Cartman: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then!

Cartman: SON OF A BI...

[shocks]

Cartman: AHHH!

Ike: [bounces in] Ba ba ba ba.

Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff!

Ike: Bullshit.

Stan: What's she doing now?

German: Essen meine scheisse.

Mrs. Cartman: Okey-dokey!

Kyle, Stan, Cartman: [they see something gross] AWWWWWW!

Stan: [pukes] Click it off, dude, click it off!

[Kyle clicks it off]

Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

Kyle: Come on, Ike! Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby.

Kyle: Kick the baby.

[runs and kicks Ike through a window]

[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]

Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.

[in post-credits scene]

Ike: Guys out there is hurted.

[eats rat]

Ike: Spider!

[Faints]

Charlotte A. Cavatica: [climbs down to Ike's face]

Ike: Please, don't hurt me.

Charlotte A. Cavatica: Well, since you said please. Hehe.

Wilbur: So you eat flies?

Charlotte A. Cavatica: No... no, no. I drink their blood.

Ike: [faints]

Ike: Who would win? Freddy or Jason?

Ike: I'm not dumb!

Addley: You're dumb, you like punk!

Addley: It's a beautiful day, you see? You see? You're all alone in the park, sittin' on a park bench, and you're readin' somethin' real good.

Ike: Yeah, like a muscle magazine.

Ike: I'll get the Kodak!

Mother: Ike, you better bolt that door good tonight.

Ike: Ma, there's nobody out there...

Mother: Now you just do what I say! Queenie's out there, I just know it.

[repeated lines]

Addley: Punk sucks!

Ike: Disco's stupid.

Trina: You backwoods, perverted piece of shit!

Ike: Don't you ever say backwoods again! We're city-fied, look around.

Ike: Hello Colonel. I was just...

Bliss: I know what you were doing.

Ike: You do?

Bliss: Did you like what you saw MacArthur?

Ike: Uh no. I mean yes. I mean.

Bliss: It's okay MacArthur. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes.

Ike: Yes ma'am.

Ike: Ms. Bliss? Miss Bliss?

Guard: Hey! What are you doing here?

Ike: Uh, nothing. Just taking a walk.

Guard: Well, take it outside. Now! Let's go. Get out of that room!

Ike: Shit, this is the wrong room.

Ike: Great. This is the right room.

Guard: You again! What did I tell you?

Ike: Shit, not again.

Guard: That's right. Maybe 50 push-ups will help you remember.

Bliss: Oh MacArthur! Oh!

Ike: Colonel. I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.

Bliss: Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?

Ike: No. I just have to go and meet the guys.

Bliss: Don't you want to meet these guys?

Ike: I would. But my friends are counting on me.

Bliss: Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.

Ike: Miss Bliss?

Bliss: Did anyone see you MacArthur?

Ike: No Colonel.

Bliss: Good. Now, where were we?

Ike: Here, I think.

Bliss: Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.

Ike: Oh Colonel.

Bliss: Sit on the bed MacArthur.

Ike: Yes ma'am.

Bliss: Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?

Ike: Yes ma'am.

Bliss: You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.

Ike: Really?

Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.

Ike: I am?

Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.

Ike: I know. Wow!

Bliss: So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?

Ike: Yes you do.

Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.

Ike: Uh.

Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.

Ike: Uh.

Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!

Chooch: Ike. Are you in here? Shit!

Chooch: What does Leisman want more than anything else?

Hash: My balls!

Ike: My soul!

Oliver: My ass!

Ike: Just call me Ike.

Hash: Hash.

Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.

Hash: No. My *name* is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".

Ike: It's easier to smoke too.

Ike: Why are the gods so good to us?

Cynthia: Because we love people and we know how good they really are.

Ike: Careful, there's a lot of freaks out there.

Ike: My Son likes your eyes...