Ike Quotes in Miracle at Sage Creek (2005)
Daniel: Yes sir?
Ike: We're gonna get those steers into Lusk and sold before Christmas
Daniel: Yes sir.
Ike: You won't leave town till we get top dollar, no exceptions.
Daniel: Yes sir...
Daniel: Mr. Franklin me and the boys was wondering, well sir, we wanted to know if you had decided to give us Christmas day off? Some of the men got family and I think they need that time...
Ike: You'll get a day off when that cattle is sold. Christmas is just another working day.
Daniel: Yes sir, stock comes fisrt.
[person speaking German on "cliteris" website]
Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Stan: Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: Oh, very funny!
Kyle: Hey! It IS Cartman's mom!
Mrs. Cartman: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then!
Cartman: SON OF A BI...
Ike: [bounces in] Ba ba ba ba.
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff!
Stan: What's she doing now?
German: Essen meine scheisse.
Mrs. Cartman: Okey-dokey!
Kyle, Stan, Cartman: [they see something gross] AWWWWWW!
Stan: [pukes] Click it off, dude, click it off!
[Kyle clicks it off]
Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
Kyle: Come on, Ike! Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
[runs and kicks Ike through a window]
[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]
Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.
[in post-credits scene]
Ike: Guys out there is hurted.
Charlotte A. Cavatica: [climbs down to Ike's face]
Ike: Please, don't hurt me.
Charlotte A. Cavatica: Well, since you said please. Hehe.
Wilbur: So you eat flies?
Charlotte A. Cavatica: No... no, no. I drink their blood.
Ike: Who would win? Freddy or Jason?
Ike: I'm not dumb!
Addley: You're dumb, you like punk!
Addley: It's a beautiful day, you see? You see? You're all alone in the park, sittin' on a park bench, and you're readin' somethin' real good.
Ike: Yeah, like a muscle magazine.
Ike: I'll get the Kodak!
Mother: Ike, you better bolt that door good tonight.
Ike: Ma, there's nobody out there...
Mother: Now you just do what I say! Queenie's out there, I just know it.
Addley: Punk sucks!
Ike: Disco's stupid.
Trina: You backwoods, perverted piece of shit!
Ike: Don't you ever say backwoods again! We're city-fied, look around.
Ike: Hello Colonel. I was just...
Bliss: I know what you were doing.
Ike: You do?
Bliss: Did you like what you saw MacArthur?
Ike: Uh no. I mean yes. I mean.
Bliss: It's okay MacArthur. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes.
Ike: Yes ma'am.
Ike: Ms. Bliss? Miss Bliss?
Guard: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ike: Uh, nothing. Just taking a walk.
Guard: Well, take it outside. Now! Let's go. Get out of that room!
Ike: Shit, this is the wrong room.
Ike: Great. This is the right room.
Guard: You again! What did I tell you?
Ike: Shit, not again.
Guard: That's right. Maybe 50 push-ups will help you remember.
Bliss: Oh MacArthur! Oh!
Ike: Colonel. I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
Bliss: Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
Ike: No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
Bliss: Don't you want to meet these guys?
Ike: I would. But my friends are counting on me.
Bliss: Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.
Ike: Miss Bliss?
Bliss: Did anyone see you MacArthur?
Ike: No Colonel.
Bliss: Good. Now, where were we?
Ike: Here, I think.
Bliss: Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.
Ike: Oh Colonel.
Bliss: Sit on the bed MacArthur.
Ike: Yes ma'am.
Bliss: Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?
Ike: Yes ma'am.
Bliss: You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.
Ike: I am?
Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
Ike: I know. Wow!
Bliss: So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?
Ike: Yes you do.
Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!
Chooch: Ike. Are you in here? Shit!
Chooch: What does Leisman want more than anything else?
Hash: My balls!
Ike: My soul!
Oliver: My ass!
Ike: Just call me Ike.
Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.
Hash: No. My *name* is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".
Ike: It's easier to smoke too.
Ike: Why are the gods so good to us?
Cynthia: Because we love people and we know how good they really are.
Ike: Careful, there's a lot of freaks out there.
Ike: My Son likes your eyes...
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