Igor Sullivan Quotes in Cactus Flower (1969)

Toni Simmons: [Describing the first time she met Julian] He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts.

Igor Sullivan: [Looks down] Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie.

Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.

Toni Simmons: Why did you?

Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.

Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.

Igor Sullivan: That's the last time you catch me saving your life.

Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.

Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.

Toni Simmons: What were you doing, talking to that awful man?

Dr. Julian Winston: I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice.

Igor Sullivan: Can I have another glass of beer?

Dr. Julian Winston: Not yours!

[Toni realises that she's being kissed by someone other than Julian]

Toni Simmons: Who are you? What are you doing?

Igor Sullivan: Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.

Toni Simmons: You were kissing me!

Igor Sullivan: I lost my head!

[Igor reveals he's a writer]

Toni Simmons: You're a writer? You're the writer! The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night - you drive me crazy!

Igor Sullivan: Why didn't you complain so I could have met you earlier?