Ian Maxtone Jones Quotes in Just Go with It (2011)

Devlin Adams: So, where's Danny?

Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.

Devlin Adams: Come again?

Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.

Devlin Adams: Why?

Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.

Devlin Adams: Really?

Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.

Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.

Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.

Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.

Katherine: What? What happened?

Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him

Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.

Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.

Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.

Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?

Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.

Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?

Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?

Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?

Devlin Adams: I don't know.

[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]

Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?

Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

Ian Maxtone Jones: I love the way you smell. Nothing smells as good as Devlin.

Danny Maccabee: Smelling Devlin, always a good thing.