Ian Lamont Quotes in The Jackal (1997)

[after finding out the the gun sights are off by 3 mm, but the auto-tracking is perfect]

The Jackal: Well, Lamont. I'm gonna have to speed-test it now.

Ian Lamont: Yes. Yes. Speed-test.

The Jackal: So... run.

Ian Lamont: [chuckles] What do you mean?

The Jackal: I mean run.

The Jackal: [icily] Now!

Ian Lamont: Motherfucker, motherfucker. *That motherfucker is state of the art!* Dude, I knew it was going to be big. I didn't know it was going to be the fuckin' prototype cannon. It's a fuckin' motrol... Damn! Some hairy looking rounds.

The Jackal: Made from depleted uranium. Go through anything. Once they get inside they just spall.

Ian Lamont: Hell yeah. They spall yeah. They get in there and they just.

[imitates spalling noise]

Ian Lamont: That rocks. Look at the friggin' lens on that thing...

The Jackal: Don't touch that!

Ian Lamont: It's got like a 2000 mile zoom lens! That thing is kick ass. Dude is this thing a prototype, or what? I bet you it cost you a shitload. That rocks. Man, you rock. Do you know what I'm saying? ROCK! Fuckin' thing kicks ass.

[crosshairs appear on the computer screen]

Ian Lamont: Oh, yeah. Bring on the *spall*, baby. I can't wait to see the shit...

The Jackal: LAMONT!

[quietly but menacingly]

The Jackal: Close your mouth!