Iago Quotes in Aladdin (1992)
Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.
Iago: [taking Genie's lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
Jafar: [he switches to Jafar's voice] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Jafar: [again] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!
["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
[Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
[when Gazeem tries to steal the lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the latter swallows him whole]
Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... Mmph!
[Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
Jafar: [from inside the lamp] Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
Genie: [taking the lamp off Aladdin] Allow me. Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]
Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her]
Jafar: [scowls in their direction] If only I had gotten that lamp!
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives.
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ew.
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?
Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
[he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground]
Iago: "Yah. Ker-splat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works!
[both laugh evilly]
[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago: You got a problem, pinky?
[he hits the flamingo with one of his stilts]
Iago: I can't believe it, I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at thi - look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
Iago: We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, Your Highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives...
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his possessions]
Iago: And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it.
Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end.
Iago: Awk! Wits' end!
[laughs and pulls out a cracker]
Sultan: Have a cracker, pretty Polly.
[Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth]
Jafar: [laughs as Iago chokes] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.
[Iago gives Jafar an angry look]
[Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
[cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.
[Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]
Jafar: No! No!
Iago: I'm getting out of here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...
[Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!
[both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]
Aladdin: ...itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha ha.
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf...
[Abu whacks him over the head, and Iago passes out]
Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!
[He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]
Jafar: Down, boy!
[He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]
Jafar: Oh princess
[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
Aladdin: [Flying towards him on Carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!
Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
Iago: [mockingly] Or should we say Aladdin?
Princess Jasmine: [shocked gasp] Ali?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.
Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.
Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,
[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]
Jafar: to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.
Jafar: [sends the pillar in the air]
Jafar: Whoopee! So long!
Iago: Goodbye. See ya.
Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali!
Aladdin: Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.
Aladdin: Abu! Are you okay?
Abu the Monkey: [shivers] Uh-huh.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
Iago: What's coming to you. Awk!
[Iago is running on a treadmill which powers a mystic device]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
Princess Jasmine: [Jafar opens the door to his lab, making sure first that no one is looking, then sneaks out, though while he's doing this, Jasmine spots him] Jafar?
Jafar: [Quickly covers the entrance] Oh... Princess.
Iago: [Casually walks through the doorway, but Jafar slams the door, crushing Iago] Jafar - I'm stuck...
Iago: [Jafar has used his magic to turn the Sultan into a living marionette and Iago is taking his revenge] Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here! Here's your cracker! Shove 'em all the way down your throat! Here, have lots of crackers!
Princess Jasmine: [as Jafar chuckles meanly, Jasmine is chained up as a slave] Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone.
Jafar: [Jafar motions as if he wants Iago to stop, Iago hesitates then gives one last shove. He yanks Jasmine towards him] It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine.
Iago: I am not what I am.
Iago: Oh Beware, my lord, of jealousy. 'Tis the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.
Iago: Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.
Iago: We cannot all be masters, nor all masters cannot truly be followed.
Iago: This is the night... that either makes me or for does me quite.
Othello: [to Cassio, after having killed his wife Desdemonda] Will you, I pray, demand this demi-devil why he hath thus ensnared my mind and body?
Iago: Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time on I never will speak word.
Iago: Oh beware, my lord, of jealousy. It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.
Iago: I hate the Moor.
Iago: I will wear my heart upon my sleeve.
Iago: I am not - what I am.
Iago: Reputations are got without merit and lost without deserving.
Iago: Our general's wife is now the general.
Iago: I know our country disposition well. In Venice they do let heaven see the pranks they dare not show their husbands. Their best conscience is not to leave 't undone, but keep't unknown.
Iago: What may smell in such a will most rank, foul disproportions, thoughts unnatural.
Iago: I would I might entreat your honor to scan this thing no farther. Leave it to time.
Emilia: I have a thing for you.
Iago: A thing for me? It is a common thing...
Iago: To have a foolish wife.
Iago: Where's satisfaction? It is impossible you should see this, were they as prime as goats, as hot as monkeys.
Iago: I lay with Cassio lately and, being troubled with a raging tooth, I could not sleep. There are a kind of men so loose of soul that in their sleep will mutter their affairs. One of this kind is Cassio. In sleep I heard him say "Sweet Desdemona, Let us be wary, let us hide our loves." And then, sir, would he gripe and wring my hand, cry "O sweet creature!" and then kiss me hard as if he plucked up kisses by the roots that grew upon my lips. Then, laid his leg over my thigh, and sighed, and kissed, and then cried "Cursed fate that gave thee to the Moor!"
Othello: What hath he said?
Iago: Faith, that he did-I know not what he did.
Othello: What? What?
Othello: Lie with her?
Iago: With her, on her; what you will.
Lodovico: Are his wits safe? Is he not light of brain?
Iago: He is that he is.
Iago: Demand me nothing. What you know, you know.
Iago: Come, lieutenant, a stoup of wine. Here are a brace of gallants that would fain have a measure to the health of black Othello.
Cassio: Not tonight, good Iago. I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
Iago: Oh, just one cup.
Iago: Our general cast us thus early for the love of his Desdemona. He hath not yet made wanton the night with her, and she is sport for Jove.
Cassio: She's a most exquisite lady.
Iago: And, full of game, I warrant. What an eye she has - to provocation.
Cassio: I and yet I think right modest.
Iago: Well, happiness to their sheets.
Iago: O beware my lord,of jealousy! It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.
Iago: I have it; it is engend'red! Hell and night Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light!
Iago: I am not what I am.
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