Hysterium Quotes in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)
Hysterium Quotes:
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Hysterium: [He's dressed in women's clothing] My father will turn over his grave if he saw me like this.
Pseudolus: Your father is alive.
Hysterium: Well... this will kill him.
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Hysterium: I live to grovel.
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Pseudolus: Don't you think it's time we started trusting each other?
Hysterium: One of us isn't ready yet.
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Domina: That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?
Hysterium: Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose.
Senex: Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.
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Hysterium: Rather than let you down, I would die.
Domina: That is what I had in mind.
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Hero: Hysterium, this is Philia.
Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?
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Pseudolus: We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
Hysterium: Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
Pseudolus: He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Hysterium: Uh - what about HIS body?
Pseudolus: Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead?
[He covers his eyes with his hand]
Hysterium: [sadly] I wish *I* was.
[Pseudolus uncovers his eyes, turns and grins madly at him as if to say, "Aha! That's it!"]
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Pseudolus: [referring to Hero's being alone with Philia] What can happen in an hour or two?
Hysterium: At his age, the mind boggles!
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Hysterium: How dare you call me a eunuch?
Pseudolus: You know it isn't true and I know it isn't true. So what do we care what they think?
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Hysterium: Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus - !
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus, and I still know where you keep that erotic pottery!
Hysterium: Well, Lycus - all right, Lycus! He's Lycus!
-- Hysterium
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