Hungarian man Quotes in And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)

Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Tobacconist: What?

Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist.

Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!

Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.

Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya.

[consulting phrase book]

Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.

Tobacconist: What?

Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels.

Tobacconist: Matches?

Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please.

Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.