Humma Kavula Quotes in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Humma Kavula, Congregation: [singing] Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee.

[End singing]

Zaphod: Hello Humma.

Humma Kavula: Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.

[Everyone in the congregation sneezes simultaneously]

Humma Kavula: Bless you.

Humma Kavula: [confronting Zaphod Beeblebrox for the first time after losing the Galactic Presidential Election to him] The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern. And for the record? You *are* stupid.

Humma Kavula: Even an improbability drive needs coordinates which I happen to have.

Humma Kavula: What does Zaphod Beeblebrox treasure most?

Trillian: We don't know why we're here. We were trying to get to Magrathea and our ship brought us here.

Humma Kavula: How very... improbable.

Humma Kavula: Zaphod Beeblebrox, our infamous President. What brings you to our humble planet?

Zaphod: Oh, I think you know why I'm here.

Humma Kavula: No, I don't think I do.

Zaphod: I think you think you don't. But we both know, you do.

Humma Kavula: Eloquent as always. Your ability to articulate never ceases to amaze.