Hugo Croop Quotes in Smokin' Aces (2006)

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Will you tell me what that is?

Hugo Croop: About what?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?

Hugo Croop: I dunno... Cinnamon roll?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. So ya got the semon, ok you got the human ejaculate

[checks watch]

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric fuckin fibers...

Hugo Croop: If you like I send out?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: ...To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a fuckin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.

Hugo Croop: Do you want an apology?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Only if you really truly mean it.

Hugo Croop: Im very sorry,

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Are you a Collasal fuckin idiot?

Hugo Croop: I am idiot.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: [Card trick putting a card on Hugo's forehead]

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get out of my fucking sight.