Huey Quotes in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

Louie: Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck: I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.

Louie: That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge McDuck: That way, I can enjoy a healthy tax break!

Huey: That does!

Huey: Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world.

Genie: Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.

Dewey: [referring to Merlock] He can't still be alive.

Louie: He'd be ancient.

Huey: Yeah, older than Uncle Scrooge, even.

Genie: Yes, except his first wish was to live for ever.

Huey: Oh! Good wisher!

Genie: [bursts into tears] No, BAD wisher! You don't know! He made me do the worst things!

Dewey: Like what?

Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't make any reservations! Then down she went!... And poor Pompei! Mount Vesuvius would never had blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his!

Louie: But what are you worried about? He used up all his wishes.

Genie: But that's just it - Merlock has unlimited wishes, because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers... and when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now you see why I'm a little jumpy?

Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman?

Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'll have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!

Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now.

Dewey: Yeah, he has no idea you're here with us.

Huey: And that's the way it's going to stay.

Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.

Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.

Huey: But there are so many alarms.

Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.

Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck: Aye.

Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off?

Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!

Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.

Scrooge McDuck: Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?

Huey: Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.

Louie: Yeah, we're kind of full.

Webby: And sleepy.

Scrooge McDuck: That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby: Good night, Uncle Scrooge.

Genie: Nighty-night.

Scrooge McDuck: Sleep tight.

Duckworth: That's telling them, Sir.

Huey: How about a small speedboat?

Genie: Oh, sure. You want that with or without an ocean?

Huey: A little much, huh?

Genie: Well, just a tad.

Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Dewey: Yeah.

Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!

Dewey: But he's our friend.

Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!

[holds up lamp]

Scrooge McDuck: Inside.

Genie: Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.

Huey: You read the whole encyclopedia?

Genie: Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?

Huey: No, it's a globe of the Earth.

Genie: Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.

Louie: Boy, he HAS been in that lamp for a long time!

Huey: I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae. Uh, but not too big.

Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down!

[Ice cream and whipped cream fall from the sky and land in the kiddie pool, but a giant cherry lands on Huey's head]

Genie: Better watch out for that wind sheer.

Genie: How can I ever thank you, Master?

Scrooge McDuck: I'm not your master anymore!

Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?

Scrooge McDuck: You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.

Dewey: So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?

Genie: Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!

Huey: Quackarooney!

Louie: Oh boy!

Dewey: I'm gonna get you!

Webby: Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck: You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Huey: Wait a second. What about our wishes?

Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?

Huey: Oh, come on! You can't fool us! A genie is supposed to grant wishes.

Webby: That's three wishes for every master.

Genie: Oh, geez! Everyone remembers that part.

Huey: Do you think it might have the treasure of Collie Baba and his 40 theives?

Scrooge McDuck: After all this time, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time?

Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop!

Louie: But I've only got one wish left!

Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on?

Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.

Webby: After I'm done polishing my teapot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies.

Huey: Thanks for the warning.

Huey: I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.

Dewey: Not even a mirage.

Launchpad: Maybe we made a wrong turn at that last sand dune.

Huey: This is Geni... Gene, yeah, Gene.

Scrooge McDuck: You're new around here?

Genie: Yeah, kinda. I pretty much pop up every now and then.

Genie: First, you have to hold the lamp...

Louie: Yeah?

Genie: Then, say, "I wish."

Huey: Yeah?

Genie: Then wish for something.

Huey: That's all?

Dewey: Boy! It's even user-friendly!

Huey: Dijon has everything - the mansion, the factories...

Duckworth: Even your spat collection, sir.

Molly Gunn: [holding up a ballet costume] So, what do ya think?

Huey: What is it?

Molly Gunn: It's a tutu, silly...

Huey: For what? A midget?

Molly Gunn: No, it's for a little girl named Ray. Her year-end recital is coming up and the costumes are so boring, so I'd thought I'd surprise with something spectacular...

Molly Gunn: [about her new, low-income apartment] It's got potential, huh?

Huey: As a detention cell for convicted felons, maybe.

[Huey has just shot Marshall Walker in the head]

Huey: Officer d-d-down, I'm afraid!

Huey: You wanna work with me, you stay outta my fucking business, alright?

Mitchell: Yep.

Huey: Good.

Mitchell: Well, I don't work for you no more, you arse-wipe!

Huey: Alright man you done got what you want outta me. You gonna let me go?

Tyrone Tackett: Nigga you must be nuts!