Hubcap Searching Customer Quotes in Clerks (1994)
Hubcap Searching Customer Quotes:
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Randal Graves: You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
Dante Hicks: Which ones?
Randal Graves: All of them.
[a series of vignettes]
Bed Wetting Dad: What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?
Video Confusion Customer: So, do you have any new movies in?
[zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her]
Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?
Randal Graves: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks.
Low I.Q. Video Customer: OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
Randal Graves: It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
Dante Hicks: You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.
[more vignettes]
Cold Coffee Lover: What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
Candy Confusion Customer: So how much is this thing anyway?
[zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her]
Hubcap Searching Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
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Characters on Clerks (1994)
- Indecisive Video Customer
- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Customer with Diapers
- Blue Collar Man
- Veronica Loughran
- Caged Animal Masturbator
- Olaf Oleeson
- Tabloid Reading Customer
- Cat Admiring Bitter Customer
- Bed Wetting Dad
- Video Confusion Customer
- Low I.Q. Video Customer
- Cold Coffee Lover
- Candy Confusion Customer
- Caitlin Bree
- Burner Looking for Weed
- Willam Black
- Chewlies Gum Rep
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Woolen Cap Smoker
- Smoker #1
- Smoker #2
- Sign Outside Quick Stop
- Sanford
- #812 Wynarski
- Offended Customer
- Dental School Video Customer