Howard Brackett Quotes in In & Out (1997)

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Howard Brackett Quotes:

  • [while listening to the "How to be a man" tape]

    Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"

    Howard Brackett: Yo!

    Voice on tape: Hot damn!

    Howard Brackett: Hot damn!

    Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!

    Howard Brackett: What a fabu...

    Voice on tape: That was a trick!

  • Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."

    Howard Brackett: So what happened?

    Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".

  • Howard Brackett: I just came out! At my wedding!

  • Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?

    Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?

  • Howard Brackett: Here, I'll give you your headline! Howard Brackett is a big homo-queer-merry-sissy man. He just came out at his big church wedding. Martha Stewart is fourious!

  • Howard Brackett: This is my Peter - uh, my *friend* Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!

  • Howard Brackett: I may sue!

    Howard's dad: Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman!

  • Peter: I'm gay, I came out.

    Howard Brackett: To whom?

    Peter: Who? To everyone. My folks, my boss... my dog.

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