Houston Quotes in Space Chimps (2008)

Comet: What's your status?

Ham III: Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.

Luna: Aw.

Ham III: It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?

Houston: Yeah!

Ham III: Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.

Houston: You still got the probe.

Luna: The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.

Titan: We'll just have to Chimprovize.

Ham III: You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.

Titan: [laughs] Thank you.

Houston: Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.

Ham III: How do we do that?

Houston: Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.

Comet: First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.

Ham III: Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.

[repeated line]

Houston: Oh, Lord.

Wilk: That Ben Quick, he sure is a comer.

Harris: Yep. Name suits him, alright. First into that farm, then into the store, now int the house. And all he started with was a book of matches.

Houston: I wish I was Ben Quick. He's got this h'yere whole state of Mississippi to graze on.

Minor Role: Yeah, but if you should happen to go to see him on business, go out nekkid. That way you won't feel the cold comin' back.