Hotel Receptionist Quotes in Smokin' Aces (2006)

Sharice Watters: Let me ask you a question. Y'all let hoochies like stay up in here? I mean, 'cause y'all must be burning sheets by the ton.

Hotel Receptionist: Well...

Sharice Watters: As a female, that shit right there don't get you? Okay, it's bitches like that they reason why niggas don't pay our species any mind! They don't respect us? Yeah, we just meat for male consumption. Pieces of ass and pussy. Something pretty in lipstick and eyeliner that can suck a fucking cock!

Hotel Receptionist: I have a message for you.

James Bond: I think you just delivered it.

James Bond: You have a reservation for me. The name is Sterling.

Hotel Receptionist: Ah, yes. Mr. and Mrs. Sterling, booked from Cairo.

James Bond: That's right.

Hotel Receptionist: We have Suite A5 for you. A sitting room - and two bedrooms.

James Bond: [to Anya] Moneypenny being a little over efficient.

Hotel Receptionist: [Jill approaching, carrying grocery bags] How is Dr. Elma Turner?

Jill Bioskop: Never been better.

Hotel Receptionist: Welcome to the Western Hysteria Hotel, 39th floor, room 12. Any friend of Dr. Turner is a friend of mine.

Hotel Receptionist: So you're Dutch?

Jake Rodgers: [Jake smiles] Yeah, have you never heard of Dutch Chocolate? Ricola!

[Hotel Receptionist and Jake laughs]

Hotel Receptionist: Can I help you?

Ehtar: I'd like a room, please.

Hotel Receptionist: Please, sign here.

[Ehtar signs "Moriarty."]

Ian Faith: I'm not talking to this twisted fruit anymore!

Hotel Receptionist: I'm... just as God made me, Sir.

Ilona Rajamäki: How much for a single?

Hotel receptionist: 300 marks, with breakfest!

Ilona Rajamäki: And without?

Hotel receptionist: The same.

Ilona Rajamäki: Il'll take it.

Hotel receptionist: No way.

Ilona Rajamäki: Why?

Hotel receptionist: We're full.

Abdul Qadir: [in English] One big size suit, please.

Hotel Receptionist: Sorry?

Gulrez: [in better English] One king-size suite, please.