Horsa Quotes in Carry on Cleo (1964)

Mark Antony: Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.

Spencius: Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.

Mark Antony: They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?

Hengist Pod: I was a wheelmaker.

Mark Antony: See that? He makes wheels.

Hengist Pod: Square ones.

Mark Antony: Square... Never mind. Here, you. What did you do?

Horsa: I was a hunter.

Spencius: A hunter?

Mark Antony: A hunter! Now, what about that then? A hunter. What did you hunt?

Horsa: Romans.

Horsa: If anyone in there asks who we are, say we're eunuchs.

Hengist Pod: Yeah. What have we got to lose?

Hengist Pod: My name's Pod. Hengist Post, this is my wife Senna.

Horsa: Oh, that's a pretty...

Hengist Pod: Pretty what?

Horsa: Er... pretty name.

Senna Pod: It was, 'til I married somebody called "Pod".

[the guard has just told Hengist that he will be going to the lions]

Hengist Pod: I hope they're a nice family!

Horsa: Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena

Hengist Pod: oh, THOSE lions! Yahhh!

[Hengist jumps into Horsa's arms. Horsa puts Hengist down]

Horsa: Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over!

Hengist Pod: Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?