Horror Quotes in The Pagemaster (1994)
[upon meeting Captain Ahab]
Fantasy: He's possessed!
Horror: He's insane!
Adventure: He's my kinda guy!
Adventure: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.
Horror: Doh, okay.
[the screen goes blank, a smack is heard]
Adventure: I meant from her!
[all three are heard laughing]
Richard Tyler: Hey! How'd you get here?
Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
Richard Tyler: I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
The Pagemaster: Tell me.
Richard Tyler: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
Richard Tyler: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me.
Richard Tyler: Well, yeah.
The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
Horror: Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...
Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest!
Horror: Horror always has sad endings.
Fantasy: I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?
Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.
Horror: [to Adventure] I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.
Adventure: You'll *never* be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it!
Fantasy: Come on, honey, even books have spines!
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