Horror Quotes in The Pagemaster (1994)

[upon meeting Captain Ahab]

Fantasy: He's possessed!

Horror: He's insane!

Adventure: He's my kinda guy!

[last lines]

Adventure: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.

Horror: Doh, okay.

[the screen goes blank, a smack is heard]

Adventure: I meant from her!

[all three are heard laughing]

Richard Tyler: Hey! How'd you get here?

Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.

Richard Tyler: I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?

The Pagemaster: Tell me.

Richard Tyler: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!

Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.

Richard Tyler: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!

The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me.

Richard Tyler: Well, yeah.

The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?

Horror: Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...

Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest!

Horror: Horror always has sad endings.

Fantasy: I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?

Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.

Horror: [to Adventure] I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.

Adventure: You'll *never* be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it!

Fantasy: Come on, honey, even books have spines!