Hope Springs Quotes in Carry on Girls (1973)

Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.

Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?

Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.

Sid Fiddler: Is that right?

Hope Springs: No, left.

Sid Fiddler: Connie, have you got a room for this young lady please?

Connie Philpotts: Well, of course, Sidney!

[Handing over the key]

Connie Philpotts: I think you'll find this an ideal one.

Sid Fiddler: Thank you, Connie. Hey, just a minute, that's for the broom cupboard.

Connie Philpotts: That's right: where we keep all the scrubbers!

Sid Fiddler: [to a furious Hope] All right, all right, keep your hair on!

[Hands her another key]

Sid Fiddler: Here, go and change in mine. I'll sort it out later.

Hope Springs: Ta. I heard that - does she fancy you or something?

Sid Fiddler: You know how it is, a widow with a place like this, things get on top of her.

Hope Springs: Yeah, I bet they do. Frequently!