Hooker #2 Quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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Hooker #2 Quotes:

  • [deleted scene]

    Hooker #1: Hey, little man! You want some of this?

    Hooker #2: How 'bout you, big boy?

    Hooker #1: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY.

    Jay: Oh, yeah? How nasty?

    Hooker #2: As nasty as you want to be, papi.

    Jay: Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

    [stunned silence]

    Hooker #1: Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return!

    [both hookers leave]

    Jay: What? You said "nasty"!

    [to Silent Bob]

    Jay: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up.

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