Hooker Quotes in Heat (1995)

Hooker: Hey baby, time to go.

Waingro: Showed you a good time, didn't I?

Hooker: Oh yeah. You fly. You cool.

Waingro: You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me.

Hooker: I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life.

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso: Damnit! I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 fucking hours!

Hooker: Fuck you, pussy!

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso: Hey! We did that dance, bitch!

[Doc recites a poem]

Hooker: That was heavenly. Who wrote it.

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock: Josiah "Doc" Scurlock.

Hooker: Who the hell is that?

Sleazy Lawyer: This is entrapment! My client was visiting close personal friends in that motel.

Sergeant Warren Reed: Hey, buddy, your client's "close personal friends" were a non-union video crew and a German shepherd!

Sleazy Lawyer: That's prejudicial! Did the arresting officer ask to see their union cards?

Hooker: [Obviously a man] Yeah, yeeeah!

Hooker: Listen, you little prick. Twenty bucks wouldn't buy you a good night kiss.

Hooker: I guess if the earth were made of gold, men would die for a handful of dirt.

Hooker: She's tryin' to prove that one of us is a hero or a fool or both.

Hooker: A cross isn't a bad thing to see...it can be beautiful. And everybody has one.

[Fiske and Hooker are watching a lovely cantina singer singing in Spanish]

Fiske: I've found that pretty women speak the same language all over the world.

Hooker: What about the ugly ones?

Fiske: Never listened.

Fiske: Say, Hooker, before you became an idiot lookin' for gold, what were you?

Hooker: An idiot without it.

Fiske: Takin' four men like us to a mountain of gold!

Hooker: She took what there was.

Fiske: Yeah, that's true. The barrel was empty. She scraped the bottom.

Fiske: [Seeing Leah feeding sugar to her horse] Look, you see that? Before this is over, you'll be just like that horse, eatin' right out of her hand.

Hooker: Maybe it isn't the woman. Maybe it's the sugar.

Hooker: Vicente is marking the trail.

Fiske: Yeah.

Hooker: You think he might wanna make this trip again?

Fiske: He just might wanna get back from this one.

Fiske: Believe nothing a woman says, but everything she sings.

Hooker: Who told that?

Fiske: Me.

Hooker: You wanna see my leg?

Frank Goode: Wanna see mine?

Hooker: Oh, hi!

George Ullman: Oh, Christ.

Hooker: Wanna have a good time?

Rudolph Valentino: Which one?

Hooker: Oh-oh, I can handle two at once. I got the sockets if you got the plugs.

Tom Baxter: I was thinking about some very deep things. About God and his relation with Irving Saks and R.H. Levine. And I was thinking about life in general. The origin of everything we see about us. The finality of death; how almost magical it seems in the real world, as opposed to the world of celluloid and flickering shadows.

Hooker: [to another hooker] Where did you FIND this clown?

Hooker: Do you wanna tie me up?

Tom Baxter: [laughs] You're funny! She's funny! The absurd non-sequitur.

Hooker: Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.

Bud Fox: About average yield... very attractive.

Hooker: Mmm...

[while unzipping Bud's pants]

Bud Fox: Rising profits... strong balance sheet.

Hooker: I'm hot on this stock.

Bud Fox: It's ready to take off. I'd jump all over it if I were you.

Caterpillar: Watchya lookin' for?

Alice: Uh, a pick me up...?

Caterpillar: 5-3-5 and 2-6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.

Alice: What? Mister...?

Caterpillar: Trapped, Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Post man chiller is where I'm at.

[Snickers]

Alice: [Sirens go off as police approach] I think it's the police.

[Alice get's pulled into the car]

Alice: What are you doing?

Caterpillar: Saving your ass from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and trow away the key.

Alice: I haven't done anything.

Caterpillar: Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.

Alice: Pleased to meet you.

Hooker: Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow.

Caterpillar: You is busted.

[Snickers]

Hooker: What about you, babe?

Alice: London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest. He isn't, as I feared.

Caterpillar: Affective wit a rhyme! Check it out now, Don Jon.

[Skids car sideways]

Hooker: Next stop, Louis street. Number 31. 2 first class for a Jon named Jon.

Alice: Seems a little late to deliver the post.

Caterpillar: Encontrar, now's when folks need it most.

Hooker: Baby you got e-mail.

Alice: You sell drugs?

Hooker: In a ride.

Caterpillar: Not a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.

Alice: Uh, well, these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.

Caterpillar: 'For Your Hear' BITCH! That's a heavy pop.

Hooker: You better see a doc before you open up the top.

Alice: But I've already taken one. Or have I taken 2?I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.

Caterpillar: [opens windows to stop cops with smoke]

[Snickers]

Hooker: Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.

Alice: But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?

Caterpillar: When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.

Hooker: You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.

Caterpillar: We pick you up one, we drop you down two.

Alice: If I get to the party, My driver's inside...

Caterpillar: No access to the party without an invitation.

Alice: Where can I get one?

Caterpillar: I know *just* the location.

[Snickers]

Caterpillar: [Car pulls up to a house]

Alice: Wow! Cool!

[Alice gets out of the car]

Alice: [Caterpillar rolls down the window] Thanks for the ride.

Hooker: Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.

Caterpillar: Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.

[Winks]

Caterpillar: [Peels away]

[Cropsy shuts off the light]

Hooker: That's a lowkey lighting, huh? That's alright with me.