Hook Quotes in The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

[the Decepticons attempt to find out who is most worthy to take over Decepticon leadership]

Scrapper: Wait, the Constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule!

Soundwave: Soundwave superior. Constructicons inferior.

Bonecrusher: Who are you calling inferior?

Hook: Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!

[Soundwave ejects his cassette minions]

Rumble: Hey, nobody calls Soundwave uncrassimatic!

Frenzy: Yeah, let's kick tailgate!

Hook: Like my dad used to say, God rest his ass...

Peter Pan: Who the bloody hell am I?

Hook: You can go feel this way for yourself as long as you want, kid. But knowing where you're from, that's half of knowing who you are - that's more than what most of us here will ever know! At least you know where you've come from. Born to a warrior, heir to a prince, does that mean you're the One? I don't know. I don't know if there is a One. I do know that if you aren't the guy, and you're just you, maybe that's enough.

Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.

Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.

Peter Pan: But you said... that your mother left you.

Hook: Yeah. I lied. I do that sometimes.It's called being a grown-up!

[from trailer]

Peter Pan: If I'm going to trust you, I need to know your name!

Hook: It's Hook! The name's James Hook!

[from trailer]

Hook: So pirates are afraid of Mermaid Lagoon?

Tiger Lily: Because of crocodiles.

[Hook quickly sticks his hand out of the water]

Tiger Lily: Afraid?

[a large crocodile comes out of the water and jumps over the boat]

Peter Pan: Holy pootie!

Peter Pan: Why would you want to leave a place like this? Where will you go?

Hook: I don't know. somewhere i'm a litle higher up on the food chain, for starters.

Peter Pan: [something ominous passes] What was that?

Hook: Something a little higher up on the food chain.

Tiger Lily: You're going to run like a coward?

Hook: Well, I never really thought of it in those exact terms, but, generally speaking, yes.

Tiger Lily: And where will you go?

Hook: Home. It's you know, where I come from.

Tiger Lily: Home's not where you come from. It's where you make it.

Hook: So help me do that...

Peter Pan: Which way should we go?

Peter Pan, Hook: [simultaneously] Set a course!

Peter Pan: Hey! Who's in charge here?

Hook: Well, I'm the captain.

Peter Pan: And I'm the chosen one.

Hook: We'll have plenty of time to argue about that later, flyboy.

Peter Pan: Suit yourself, Captain Hook.

Hook: Set a course! Second to the right, and straight on till morning.

The Boys: [cheering and hooting] Neverland!

[from trailer]

Peter Pan: Do you know how to work a ship?

Hook: How hard can it be?

[Hook steers the Jolly Roger ship upside down to avoid cannonballs]

Hook: This is a lot harder than it looks! We're sailing now!

[last lines]

Peter Pan: Well always be friends, Hook. Won't we?

Hook: Always. What could possibly go wrong?

Peter Pan: Always be friends, Hook. Are we?

Hook: Always. It can't possibly go wrong.

Tiger Lily: You don't want to go home?

Hook: I already am.

Hook: And now, Peter Pan, you shall die.

Peter: To die would be an awfully big adventure.

Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.

Hook: Skip the prologue.

Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.

Hook: What fun he must have had.

Wendy: Yes but he was rather lonely.

Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.

Pirate: I need a Wendy.

Hook: Why a Wendy?

Wendy: He liked my stories.

Hook: What stories?

Wendy: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.

Hook: Love stories?

Wendy: Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!

Hook: They all end in a kiss.

Wendy: [gasps]

Hook: A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you.

Hook: She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?

Wendy: You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.

Hook: Alas, I have no happy thoughts.

Wendy: That brings you down!

Hook: [Hook threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook] How else?

Michael: Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!

The Lost Boys: Michael!

Hook: What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?

Wendy: He has no unhappy thoughts.

Hook: Old... Alone... Done for.

Hook: If you are Hook... then who am I?

Peter: You... are a... codfish!

Capt. Ben Waldridge: Hook, you're drunk!

Hook: No, sir! The grog's not yet been brewed that can unsober the old Hook.

Hook: Alright, boys, to the ship. And them that's tardy will fell the weight of this!

[he brandishes his right arm with its hook]

[Redlegs tries to calculate each mutineers' share of the gold they plan to steal]

Redlegs: Five million divided by two, three, four, six, seven, eight...

Hook: Stand away! Give 'im air. Can't you see he's sailin' uncharted waters!

Redlegs: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five...

Hook: What is it, matey? Can I help you?

Redlegs: Hook, lift up my feet. I'll need my toes to mathematic this out.

Bass: [watching Salgado] Damn, she lookin' fine. Is she lookin' fine? DAMN, she lookin' fine to you?

Hook: She looks so fine, I'd suck her daddy's dick.