Honey Quotes in The Incredibles (2004)

Lucius: Honey?

Honey: What?

Lucius: Where's my super suit?

Honey: What?

Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?

Honey: I, uh, put it away.

[helicopter explodes outside]

Lucius: *Where*?

Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?

Lucius: I need it!

[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]

Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Lucius: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.

Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.

Honey: You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.

[who will get the last brownie?]

Anna Scott: Wait, what about me?

Max: Sorry, you think *you* deserve the brownie?

Anna Scott: Well a shot at it at least huh?

William: Well, you'll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie.

Anna Scott: I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.

Honey: Really?

Anna Scott: Really. And, one day not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can't act and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.

Max: [long pause] Nah, nice try gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.

William: Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.

Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.

Spike: You daft prick.

Bella: Which way are you going?

Max: Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner.

Bella: No, crazy, crazy. Go along Bayswater.

Honey: That's right. Then Park Lane.

Bernie: No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.

Max: [they continue arguing about the best routes to the Ritz, Max finally has enough and screeches to a halt] Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?

William: Sorry Max.

Honey: Sorry Max.

Max: James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.

Honey: Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do YOU think?

Honey: Hi Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi!

Roy Boy: Are you sure we're in Canada?

Honey: You smell anything?

Roy Boy: No.

Honey: Exactly. Canada!

Honey: Kabral, what does this look like to you?

Kabral: Got me. I never saw a white one that size.

Honey: [reading card] "Best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot." Eeew!

RCMP Helecopter: Attention, please. Attention, please. This is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Would you come down from the tower, please.

Honey: If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!

Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!

Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.

Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.

Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.

Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.

Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.

Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.

Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.

Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!

Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.

Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.

Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie!

Cecil: Little?

Honey: I didn't mean, you know, *little*. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.

Honey: Raven, you know, you're a really pretty girl. You could escape from all of this madness.

Raven: Escape to what, Honey? I mean, my father is Zo-Zo, the three headed guard dog at the gate to hell.

Honey: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Honey: Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire.

Cecil: Not anymore they don't!

Cherish: You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you?

Honey: Oh, please.

Cherish: Do you know why I became a porno star?

[everyone in van groans]

Cecil: Cherish has recovered memory.

Cherish: When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.

Honey: I'm so sorry.

Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing.

Honey: [laughs]

Cherish: You think that's funny?

Honey: [still laughing] No, I don't.

Cecil: That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies.

[filming a scene for "Raving Beauty"]

Honey: It's that fucking new multiplex that opened in the mall, isn't it?

Cherish: I heard they were sold out last night, mom.

Lyle: No, not for the Flinstones sequel...!

Honey: I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.

Honey: Family is just a dirty word for censorship.

Honey: I fucking hate Forrest Gump!

Cecil: Do you see the pain your performance is causing me? Huh?

Honey: Okay, yes I do. F... fine, uhm, I'll do it. Okay? Let's just shoot it.

Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?

Dave Murphy: World's

[pause]

Dave Murphy: largest corn silo.

Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas?

Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.

Honey: Oh, I don't know, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!"

George: Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?

Martha: Sure! "Never mix, never worry!"

Honey: They dance like they've danced before.

George: It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.

Honey: I dance like the wind.

Honey: I'm gonna be sick.

George: Ah yeah that's nice.

Honey: I'm gonna die.

George: Good, good. Go right ahead.

George: Now, I think we've been having a real good evening, all things considered. We sat around, we've got to know each other, and we've had fun and games. Curl up on the Floor, for example. The tiles. Snap the Dragon.

Honey: Peel the Label"

George: Peel... Peel the What?

Martha: Label. Peel the Label.

Martha: [holds up a wine bottle] I peel labels.

George: [bringing the core of the movie down to one simple line] We all peel labels, sweetie.

Chaz: Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop.

Honey: [Chuckles] He's eight. That would have made me 14. I'm not that kind of girl.

Chaz: My bad.

Honey: We just peoples.

Raymond: Yeah, we peoples.

Chaz: You peoples? Playa, playa, how'd you swing that? I've been tryin' to be her peoples for weeks. Ain't had no luck.

Raymond: I got flow.

[All laughing]

Chaz: I got flow too. You don't think I got some flow?

Raymond: Maybe not as much as me.

Gina: Who's that?

Honey: I don't know... just some guy from the center.

Gina: Well he's fine, why you duckin'?

Honey: I'm not duckin'!

Gina: You duckin'! You duckin' like a bobblehead!

[Wobbles her head around]

[in a juvenile detention centre]

Honey: You know your lil homies that have always got your back?

Benny: Yea

Honey: Have any of them come to visit you?

[Benny looks around very disappointed]

Honey: Yea, you just think about that!

Honey: I like that. Your flavor's hot.

Honey: Haven't you seen my hip-hop class? They love it.

Ma: But hip-hop can't take you the places where ballet can.

Honey: Oh, I forgot. I'm suppose to see all the beautiful things in this world.

Ma: Well, there's nothing wrong with my wanting that for you.

Honey: No, but what about what I want?

Honey: I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em.

Michael Ellis: What makes you think I care what you want?

Michael Ellis: Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those.

Honey: I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this.

Gina: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's trying to dip their fingers in the Honey jar to me.

Honey: Gina, he's my boss.

Gina: You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky.

Honey: It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing.