Homeless Man Quotes in Batman Begins (2005)

Carmine Falcone: [frantically loading his shotgun] What the hell are you?

[Batman breaks open the limo's sunroof and pulls Falcone out]

Batman: I'm Batman!

[Batman knocks Falcone out with a headbutt, then notices a bum watching him. The bum is wearing the coat Bruce gave him years ago]

Batman: Nice coat.

[Batman flies off with Falcone]

Homeless Man: Thanks.

[after getting thrown out of Falcone's restaurant, Bruce takes out his wallet, removes the cash, and throws the wallet into a drum fire. He then offers the cash to a homeless man]

Homeless Man: For what?

Bruce Wayne: Your jacket.

Homeless Man: Okay.

[as he takes it off, Bruce prepares to throw his own into the fire]

Homeless Man: Hey, hey, hey, let me have it. It's a nice coat.

[They switch coats]

Bruce Wayne: Be careful who sees you with that. They're going to come looking for me.

Homeless Man: Who?

Bruce Wayne: Everyone.

[He runs off]

Homeless Man: It's-it's a nice coat...

Homeless Man: [watches as Bruce Wayne is thrown out of Falcone's establishment] Should've tipped better!

Homeless Man: [begging for change] Help a cripple! Help a homeless! Help a Vietnam vet walk again! Help a cripple! Thank you, sir! Help a Veitnam vet walk again! Help a cripple! Thank you, sir!

[Poter grabs all of the money out of the homeless man's hat. Homeless man stands and yells at Porter]

Homeless Man: Hey, what the fuck you doin!

Porter: [chokes the homeless man] Shut up, I cured ya'!

Darcy Walker: [a homeless man holds the clothes of Black Scorpion] Do you mind if I take those?

Homeless man: No. I'll just keep lookin' for the naked lady.

[as Darcy walks away]

Homeless man: I was joking, lady!

Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.

Homeless man: Six tickets please!

Homeless Man: You got a dollar?

Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum.

Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.

Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch.

[last "line" in the film]

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"

[homeless man morphs into God]

[during the riot]

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "THY KINGDUMB COME"

[after gang beats up Bruce]

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "LIFE IS JUST"

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "GOD BEE GOOD HONEY"

Bruce: [holds up his own sign] "WHATEVER HE SAID - >"

[as Bruce arrives late to work]

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "R EWE BLIND"

[while Bruce is looking a guy next to a broken down car]

Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "ALL FOR WON"

Homeless Man: What's up, friend? How you doing?

Nick: Good. I was just gonna go in...

Homeless Man: You walked right in here.

Nick: I didn't mean to.

Homeless Man: You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.

Nick: I was gonna go in to look for my friend.

Homeless Man: You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?

Nick: No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.

Homeless Man: Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.

[trying to hug Nick]

Nick: I'm running away. I'm running.

Homeless Man: Run away. Run away, little canary.

[repeated line]

Homeless Man: The government took my home.

Homeless Man: Do you have a dream you would like me to interpret?

Serena: Sorry, I don't sleep. Not to dream, anyway.

Homeless Man: You smell good. Like apples. I like apples.

Fiona Wagner: Yeah?

Homeless Man: Yeah...

Fiona Wagner: [punch to his gut] How do you like them apples?

Homeless Man: Can you help me out, little man? Just something. Anything. I'm no chooser here.

Joshua Cairn: I'll give you five dollars if you let me throw a rock at you.

Homeless Man: You left customers in there. That's not a very good way to run a business.

Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!

Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!

Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!

Homeless Man: Fuck you!

Pharmacist: No, fuck you!

Homeless Man: I hope you die, you sack of shit. I hope you die, and I hope you float down the gutter, so I can fuckin' piss on you!

[the Pharmacist loses interest and leaves]

Homeless Man: You big, bald-headed baboon! Miscomplected afterbirth of a Chinese gang-banger! Educated idiot!

Djinn: [referring to the curses the homeless man shouted] What would you do to have them come true?

Homeless Man: Cigarette and a handshake's about all I got, pal.

Djinn: Not quite. You have a soul.

Homeless Man: That I'd trade for a shower and a jug of jack.

Djinn: Then the death of your enemy you would consider a bargain?

Homeless Man: Say it. Say you are a sinner.

Adam Moses: I am a sinner.

Homeless Man: You must go and tell them all. Tell them the truth.

James McGregor: [giving cigarette to man who's given him information] Keep it.

Homeless Man: Ah, cheers... you're a sojer!

Murray: Hey! Get help! I'll pay you. Call the police! I need help! I'm serious. I've got money.

Homeless Man: Pass. Thanks. Because it all flows back.

Homeless Man: [Sees Murray hiding in the tree] ... ANGELS!

Shark: What the fuck, man?

Homeless Man: Spare a little money, sir? Any change will help.

Murray: Sorry. Pass. Thanks ...

Homeless Man: It all flows back, you know!