Homeless Man Quotes in Batman Begins (2005)
Homeless Man Quotes:
Carmine Falcone: [frantically loading his shotgun] What the hell are you?
[Batman breaks open the limo's sunroof and pulls Falcone out]
Batman: I'm Batman!
[Batman knocks Falcone out with a headbutt, then notices a bum watching him. The bum is wearing the coat Bruce gave him years ago]
Batman: Nice coat.
[Batman flies off with Falcone]
Homeless Man: Thanks.
[after getting thrown out of Falcone's restaurant, Bruce takes out his wallet, removes the cash, and throws the wallet into a drum fire. He then offers the cash to a homeless man]
Homeless Man: For what?
Bruce Wayne: Your jacket.
Homeless Man: Okay.
[as he takes it off, Bruce prepares to throw his own into the fire]
Homeless Man: Hey, hey, hey, let me have it. It's a nice coat.
[They switch coats]
Bruce Wayne: Be careful who sees you with that. They're going to come looking for me.
Homeless Man: Who?
Bruce Wayne: Everyone.
[He runs off]
Homeless Man: It's-it's a nice coat...
Homeless Man: [watches as Bruce Wayne is thrown out of Falcone's establishment] Should've tipped better!
Homeless Man: [begging for change] Help a cripple! Help a homeless! Help a Vietnam vet walk again! Help a cripple! Thank you, sir! Help a Veitnam vet walk again! Help a cripple! Thank you, sir!
[Poter grabs all of the money out of the homeless man's hat. Homeless man stands and yells at Porter]
Homeless Man: Hey, what the fuck you doin!
Porter: [chokes the homeless man] Shut up, I cured ya'!
Darcy Walker: [a homeless man holds the clothes of Black Scorpion] Do you mind if I take those?
Homeless man: No. I'll just keep lookin' for the naked lady.
[as Darcy walks away]
Homeless man: I was joking, lady!
Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Homeless man: Six tickets please!
Homeless Man: You got a dollar?
Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum.
Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch.
[last "line" in the film]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"
[homeless man morphs into God]
[during the riot]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "THY KINGDUMB COME"
[after gang beats up Bruce]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "LIFE IS JUST"
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "GOD BEE GOOD HONEY"
Bruce: [holds up his own sign] "WHATEVER HE SAID - >"
[as Bruce arrives late to work]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "R EWE BLIND"
[while Bruce is looking a guy next to a broken down car]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "ALL FOR WON"
Homeless Man: What's up, friend? How you doing?
Nick: Good. I was just gonna go in...
Homeless Man: You walked right in here.
Nick: I didn't mean to.
Homeless Man: You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
Nick: I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
Homeless Man: You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
Nick: No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
Homeless Man: Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
[trying to hug Nick]
Nick: I'm running away. I'm running.
Homeless Man: Run away. Run away, little canary.
Homeless Man: The government took my home.
Homeless Man: Do you have a dream you would like me to interpret?
Serena: Sorry, I don't sleep. Not to dream, anyway.
Homeless Man: You smell good. Like apples. I like apples.
Fiona Wagner: Yeah?
Homeless Man: Yeah...
Fiona Wagner: [punch to his gut] How do you like them apples?
Homeless Man: Can you help me out, little man? Just something. Anything. I'm no chooser here.
Joshua Cairn: I'll give you five dollars if you let me throw a rock at you.
Homeless Man: You left customers in there. That's not a very good way to run a business.
Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!
Homeless Man: Fuck you!
Pharmacist: No, fuck you!
Homeless Man: I hope you die, you sack of shit. I hope you die, and I hope you float down the gutter, so I can fuckin' piss on you!
[the Pharmacist loses interest and leaves]
Homeless Man: You big, bald-headed baboon! Miscomplected afterbirth of a Chinese gang-banger! Educated idiot!
Djinn: [referring to the curses the homeless man shouted] What would you do to have them come true?
Homeless Man: Cigarette and a handshake's about all I got, pal.
Djinn: Not quite. You have a soul.
Homeless Man: That I'd trade for a shower and a jug of jack.
Djinn: Then the death of your enemy you would consider a bargain?
Homeless Man: Say it. Say you are a sinner.
Adam Moses: I am a sinner.
Homeless Man: You must go and tell them all. Tell them the truth.
James McGregor: [giving cigarette to man who's given him information] Keep it.
Homeless Man: Ah, cheers... you're a sojer!
Murray: Hey! Get help! I'll pay you. Call the police! I need help! I'm serious. I've got money.
Homeless Man: Pass. Thanks. Because it all flows back.
Homeless Man: [Sees Murray hiding in the tree] ... ANGELS!
Shark: What the fuck, man?
Homeless Man: Spare a little money, sir? Any change will help.
Murray: Sorry. Pass. Thanks ...
Homeless Man: It all flows back, you know!
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Characters on Batman Begins (2005)
- Henri Ducard
- Carmine Falcone
- Enormous Prisoner
- The Tumbler
- Jumpy Thug
- Uniformed Policeman #1
- The Scarecrow
- Falafel Stand Vendor
- Little Boy
- Bhutanese Prison Guard #1
- Chinese Police Officer
- Maitre D
- Policeman # 2
- Policeman # 3
- Policeman # 4
- Bruce Wayne - age 8
- Rachel Dawes - age 8
- Arkham Thug #1
- Crane Thug #2
- Crane Thug #1
- Blonde Female Reporter
- European supermodel
- European supermodel 2
- Old Asian Prisoner
- Multiple characters
- Female Restaurant Guest