Homeless Guy Quotes in Godzilla (1998)

Homeless Guy: Hey, Joe! Gonna catch one of them little fish in the East River?

Old Fisherman: I hope so.But you never know.I mean, today could be my lucky day.

Homeless Guy: The only thing you'll catch is a cold.

Homeless Guy: Hey, hey! It's you, McMuffin!

Homeless Guy: Sonny was real nice to the kid. Wish my father was like him. My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier. Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his freaky ass rules! (Notices a McDonald's bag in Sonny's hand) Anyways, I think Sonny Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges. If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid? (points at a black man) This guy knows what I'm talking about! No more questions!

Tommy: How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?

Nazo: I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.

Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?

Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish?

Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?

Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?

Nazo: Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.

Homeless Guy: Let's see your clippers.

Nazo: Not my problem your father was sick.

Homeless Guy: That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh!

Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.

Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.

Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America! I mean, if you don't like Spaghetti and Meatballs, why don't you just get the hell out?

Homeless Guy: Total Mind blow.

Mitch: Hey, homeless guys!

[Three homeless guys leaning outside Travis Cole's building look up listlessly at him]

Mitch: I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.

Homeless Guy: Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?

Martin: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless, I've-lost-the-will-to-live type homeless guys.

Mitch: How about for two dollars?

Homeless Guy: And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost shit my pants.

Martin: [grinning] Almost!

[They do a high-five]

Homeless Guy: Any spare change?

Kate: [withdrawing money from a cash machine] This machine gives out notes. Why don't you hang round a phone box?