Holly March Quotes in The Nice Guys (2016)

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Holly March Quotes:

  • Holland March: What are you doing?

    Holly March: I was giving you a rimjob.

    Holland March: [horrified] Rimshot!... Rimshot.

  • Holly March: You beat people up and charge money?

    Jackson Healy: Yeah.

    Holland March: Sad, isn't it?

    Holly March: How much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet?

    Holland March: What?

    Jackson Healy: How much you got?

    Holly March: Thirty bucks.

    Holland March: That's good, this conversation is over.

  • Holly March: [Holly and March are inside their house while Healy is waiting outside] Why don't we invite him in?

    Holland March: No animals in the house, sweetheart.

  • Holly March: Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia? I think she did a film with Sid Shattuck.

    Young Porn Queen: Don't know her, but Sid's gross. He told me this one chick was his sister, right, and then a few days later I walk in on them and they're all doing anal and stuff.

    Holly March: [sighs] Don't say, "and stuff." Just say, "They're doing anal."

  • Holly March: Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.

    Holland March: Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff". Just say "dad, there are whores here".

    Holly March: Well, there's like a ton.

  • Holly March: You're the guy who beat up my dad.

    Jackson Healy: Hey.

    Holland March: No. Sucker-punched your dad. Big difference.

  • Holly March: You're the world's worst detective.

    Holland March: I'm the worst?

    Holly March: Yeah!

    Holland March: The "world's" worst?

  • Jackson Healy: What do you think?

    Holly March: I like her

    Jessica: I like her dress

    Holland March: It's a nice dress, but she's a loon. According to her, her mother's single handedly gonna wipe out all of Western society

    Jackson Healy: Well yeah. However there are people trying to kill her right, like John Boy

    Holly March: Who's John Boy?

    Jessica: He's on The Waltons

    Jackson Healy: No a different John Boy

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