Holley Shiftwell Quotes in Cars 2 (2011)

Mater: Oh, for a second there I thought you was trying to fix my dents.

Holley Shiftwell: Yes, I was.

Mater: Well then, no thank you. I don't get them dents buffed, pulled, filled or painted by nobody. They way too valuble.

Holley Shiftwell: Your dents are valuble? Really?

Mater: I come by each one of 'em with my best friend Lightning McQueen. I don't fix these. I wanna remember these dents forever.

[Mater has been outfitted for his undercover mission]

Holley Shiftwell: So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.

Mater: What? I thought you was supposed to be making me a dee-sguise.

Mater's Computer: Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.

[the computer uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]

Mater: Haha. Cool! Hey, computer, make me a German truck!

Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged.

[Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]

Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!

Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged.

[Mater wears a vampire costume]

Mater: What the? Hahahaha.

Mater: [Transylvanian accent] I vant to siphon your gas! Haha! Now make me a taco truck!

Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged.

[Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]

Mater: A funny car!

Mater's Computer: Request acknowleged.

[He becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise]

Finn McMissile: [turns off the hologram] The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

Finn McMissile: [Captured with Holley in the Big Bentley clock] What are you doing?

Holley Shiftwell: Trying to turn back time. If I can just reverse the polarity...

Finn McMissile: Good job! Quick thinking, Holley!

Mater: Excuse me, ma'am.

[expels exhaust]

Mater: Dadgum pistachio ice cream.

Holley Shiftwell: This cannot be him.

Finn McMissile: Is he American?

Mater: [swinging his tow cable] Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky!

Holley Shiftwell: Extremely.

Lightning McQueen: The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.

Mater: Explode in a fiery inferno?

Lightning McQueen: Yeah.

Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that one out, either.

Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.

Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.

Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man...

[points to Sarge]

Fillmore: It was him.

Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man.

Finn McMissile: Calculate the fastest way to...

Holley Shiftwell: [wings are suddenly appearing out of her] Done!

Finn McMissile: Oh, Miss Shiftwell...

Holley Shiftwell: They're standard issue now.

Finn McMissile: You kids get all the good hardware.