Holland Quotes in The Evil That Men Do (1984)

Holland: He knows we're here.

Rhiana Hidalgo: How could you tell?

Holland: He didn't ask.

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: This is not your usual tourist attraction.

Holland: We're not usual tourists. You know what I mean?

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: Aha... Life just gets dull and nothing like a little variety to spice things up.

Holland: That's right. Nancy and me, we come from a small town up in Nebraska. And we always have to go someplace else for excitement and variety, you know?

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: Bart, just what kind of excitement are you looking for?

Holland: You know, me and Nancy, we've been into a lot of things. We learned tricks you wouldn't believe. We've been into things like wife-swapping... You married?

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: No, I'm divorced. But remember, three's a company and four is definitely a crowd. Man, I am down for anything or anybody.

Holland: Three is all right with me.

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: It's definitely all right with me.

Randolph, Molloch's Bodyguard: You got a place?

Holland: You bet.

Rhiana Hidalgo: What are you going to do?

Holland: I'm gonna rattle his cage. And when he sticks his neck out, I'll nail him.

Dr. Hector Lomelin: Changed your mind, eh?

Holland: Yeah, let's do it.

Dr. Hector Lomelin: We haven't discussed your fee.

Holland: Oh well, don't worry about it. I don't want the money.

Rhiana Hidalgo: You read lips?

Holland: Yes.

Rhiana Hidalgo: I'm sorry. I now realize I was mistaken.

Holland: Decided I don't look like a killer?

Rhiana Hidalgo: I've decided I should keep my opinions to myself.

Cripple: Hey, mister, do you want some dope?

Holland: Er?

Cripple: I said, dope. Do you want any?

Holland: Do you have elephant?

Cripple: Heh?

Holland: Do you have Mingtoydop?

Cripple: Heh?

Holland: I guess you don't.

Niles: What's the last thing you'd like to see before you die?

Holland: The LAST thing?

Niles: I mean, if there was one very last thing you could wish to see before you die, what would it be?

Holland: Listen, if I was dying, I'd be too busy doing just that. And so would you!

Holland: Who ARE you?

Niles: Me. I'm me? Niles Perry!

Holland: Are you? Are you sure?

Holland: What's going on?

Niles: I'm waiting for him to disappear.

Holland: Don't be a dumbell, nobody can do that!

Niles: I know! I wanna find out how he does it. Holland? How?

Niles: I'll play the game on him!

Holland: The longer they no, the harder they yes!

Holland: You've been working for Grover and you've had a chance to find out things. What did you dig up? Come on?

Lulu: Do I get a bonus?

Holland: A bonus? You get a bonus, a raise and a kiss.

Lulu: Well, while peeking through the keyhole, I found out that Mr. Grover takes his coffee black, listens in on Amos and Andy, and he wears pink suspenders.

Holland: Come on, get off the comic page. Where did he dig up that kid?

Lulu: Oh, he told me under a cabbage leaf.

Holland: Ah, what a chance you passed up. You'll never make a newspaper woman.

Lulu: Am I fired?

Holland: No, I still think you'll make a newspaper man.

Lulu: Who was them ladies I seen you with last night?

Holland: Them was no ladies. Them was... no ladies. When you can't have one, you go for all of them. It don't mean anything. You're different. I'd do anything in the world for you.

Lulu: I've never been to a Convention and I'd like to see what they're like. And then I thought you might like to have a few paragraphs on the woman's angle.

Holland: Well, here's a paragraph on the man's angle. How 'bout giving in?

Lulu: Proposition or proposal?

Holland: With this ring, I do thee wed.

Lulu: I'm not the marrying sort.

Holland: [to Lulu] And this, a photograph, which I found in your trunk, of you and your boyfriend making whoopie in Havana.