Holden McNeil Quotes in Chasing Amy (1997)

[Banky is strangling the Collector]

Collector: You're mucking with a G, you fuckin' tracer.

Banky Edwards: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!

Holden McNeil: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!

Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you fucking tracer!

Banky Edwards: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

Banky Edwards: What the fuck is going on here?

Holden McNeil: I'm starting a new page?

[Banky grabs the pen out of Holden's hand and throws it]

Banky Edwards: Not with this shit, with you. What the fuck is going on with you and that girl?

Holden McNeil: We're just friends!

Banky Edwards: She's programming you!

Holden McNeil: I beg your pardon? Programming?

Banky Edwards: Yeah, and apparently you don't even fucking realize it!

Fan: I love these guys! You know what? They're like Bill and Ted meet... Cheech and Chong!

Holden McNeil: Yeah. I-I kinda like to think of them as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet Vladamir and Estragon.

Fan: Yes!

[pause]

Fan: Who?

[wanting to leave Meow Mix after learning Alyssa is gay]

Holden McNeil: We gotta beat that traffic, huh?

Banky Edwards: What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!

Holden McNeil: And rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.