Hold-Me Touch-Me Quotes in The Producers (2005)


Hold-Me Touch-Me Quotes:

  • [as Max is sentenced for fraud]

    Hold-Me Touch-Me: Hold me! Touch me!

    Max Bialystock: ...I'm a little busy.

  • Hold Me-Touch Me: I know, let's play the virgin milkmaid and the well-hung stable boy.

    Max Bialystock: Oh, I don't think I have the strength.

    Hold Me-Touch Me: Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

    [Hold me-Touch me grabs an umbrella and mimcks carrying milk]

    Hold Me-Touch Me: Oh dear, this milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. You there, well-hung stable boy, won't you please help me?

    Max Bialystock: Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!

  • Hold-Me Touch-Me: [in court where Max is the defendant] Hold me. Touch me.

    Max Bialystock: I'm a little busy.

  • Hold-Me Touch-Me: I made it out just like you told me to: To the title of the play. "Cash". It's a funny sort of name for a play, "Cash"...

    Max Bialystock: So is "The Iceman Cometh"

  • [from deleted scene]

    Max Bialystock: Did you bring the checkie?

    Hold Me-Touch Me: Yes, but first, lets play one, dirty little game.

    Max Bialystock: Here in broad daylight. All right what do you want to play?

    Hold Me-Touch Me: Lets play the hairless chihuahua and the well hung Great Dane!

  • Hold Me-Touch Me: You know what I'd really like?

    Max Bialystock: [turning to the hot dog vendor] She'll have the foot long

  • Hold me, Touch me: And after that, we'll play, "The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucretia", and I'll be Lucretia.

    Max Bialystock: And I'll be Rape!

  • Hold me, Touch me: I heard the Count fired you this morning - watch the road, watch the road.

    Max Bialystock: [stops making car noises] Oh, Countess, I can't take my eyes off you! How can I drive when you drive me mad? Mad!

    [continues making car noises]

    Hold me, Touch me: Oh, Rudolpho, you dirty pig!


    Hold me, Touch me: Pull over.

  • Hold me, Touch me: Oh Bialy, Bialy, darling, did I hurt you?

    Max Bialystock: It's only a flesh wound, lambchop.

  • Hold me, Touch me: [locking the door to Max's office] Let's fool around.

  • Hold me, Touch me: Hold me! Touch me!

    Max Bialystock: [pulling her into his office] Not in the hall!

  • Hold me, Touch me: Oh, hold me! Touch me!

    Max Bialystock: Thursday! Thursday!

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