Hoggle Quotes in Labyrinth (1986)


Hoggle Quotes:

  • Sarah: You're horrible!

    Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.

  • Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.

    Hoggle: Y-you will?

    Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!


  • Jareth: Ah, what have we here?

    Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.

    Jareth: [removing his disguise at the last second] Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?

  • Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart.

    Sarah: Hogwart.

    Hoggle: Hog-gle!

  • First Statue: Don't go on...

    Second Statue: Go back, while you still can...

    Third Statue: This is not the way...

    Fourth Statue: Take heed, and go no further...

    Fifth Statue: Beware, beware...

    Sixth Statue: Soon it will be too late...

    Hoggle: Ah, don't pay any attention to them, they're just false alarms. You get a lot of them in the Labyrinth, especially when you're on the right track.

    Seventh Statue: Oh, no you're not!

    Hoggle: Oh, shut up.

    Seventh Statue: I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.

    Hoggle: Well, you don't have to do it to us.

    Eighth Statue: [deep, booming voice] Beware, for...

    Hoggle: Just forget it.

    Eighth Statue: [normal voice] Oh, please. I haven't said it in such a long time.

    Hoggle: Oh, all right. But don't expect a big reaction.

    Eighth Statue: No, no, no, of course not.

    Eighth Statue: [clears throat, deep, booming voice] For the path you will take will lead you to certain destruction!

    [normal voice]

    Eighth Statue: Thank you very much.

  • Ludo: [in the mirror] Goodbye, Sarah.

    Didymus: And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...

    Hoggle: Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all...

    Sarah: I need you, Hoggle.

    Hoggle: You do?

    Sarah: [nods] I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.

    Hoggle: You do? Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

    [she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins]

  • Sarah: [after eating the peach] Hoggle, what've you done?

    Hoggle: [leaves in fear] Oh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too.

  • Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.

    Sarah: Really. I didn't know that.

    Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.

    Sarah: Do you?

    Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!

  • Jareth: Higgle...

    Hoggle: Hoggle!

    Jareth: Yes, If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.

    Hoggle: [falls to his knees] Oh no! Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!

    Jareth: Oh, yes!

  • Hoggle: Them's my rightful property. It's not fair.

    Sarah: No, it isn't. But that's the way it is.

  • Didymus: [finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!

    Sarah: No! I have to face him alone.

    Didymus: But why?

    Sarah: Because that's the way it's done!

    Didymus: Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...

    Hoggle: Yes, should you need us...

    Sarah: I'll call.

  • Hoggle: [sadly, after Sarah broke free from the crystal] Oh, she'll never forgive me. What have I done? I've lost my only friend. That's what I've done.

  • Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?

    Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?

    Hoggle: No! You kissed me!

  • Sarah: Ow! It bit me!

    Hoggle: What'd you expect fairies to do?

    Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like... like granting wishes.

    Hoggle: Shows what *you* know, don't it?

  • Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.

    Sarah: What kind of a position is that?

    Hoggle: No position! That's my point.

  • Sarah: [seeing a Goblin aiming his cannon at her] Whoa, Nellie, duck!

    [the Goblin fires]

    Hoggle: [laughs] Missed!

  • Hoggle: And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...

    Sarah: Is that all it does, is smell?

    Hoggle: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.

  • Hoggle: Oh, no... Not the CLEANERS!

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