Hobbs Quotes in The Fate of the Furious (2017)

[from trailer]

Hobbs: I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.

Deckard: In another life you could've done some serious damage.

Hobbs: With all due respect captain, when this whole thing is over, we're gonna find a location and I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat you're gonna stick a toothbrush right up your ass to brush them.

[They both chuckled]

Deckard: Do you really believe you can beat me in a straight-up old fashioned fist fight?

Hobbs: Let me tell you something. Me and you. One on one. No one else around. I will beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.

Deckard: Maybe one day we'll find out.

Hobbs: Oh, you better hope that day never comes.

Miller: Hobbs! I've been waiting along time for this!

[Hobbs grabs the knife in his hand and stabs him with it]

Hobbs: Keep waiting, bitch.

Roman Pearce: Is that a torpedo?

Hobbs: Take the wheel!

Roman Pearce: What?

[Hobbs gets out of vehicle, drifts torpedo into a convoy of trucks with his bare hands]

Hobbs: What's it gonna be? You're gonna close your eyes on World War III or you're gonna saddle up and save the entire damn world.

Roman: [sees Hobbs walking up the driveway] Hey, Mia, you better hide your baby oil.

[snickers]

Roman: I'm just playing.

Hobbs: [continues walking] And you better hide that big-ass forehead.

[Tej spits out his drink from laughing so hard]

Roman: [mumbling] I was just joking, but whatever.

Hobbs: [Riley and Letty are fighting] Hey!

[Hobbs throws a harpoon gun to Letty]

Letty Ortiz: [Letty cocks the harpoon gun and aims at Riley] Wrong team, bitch!

[Letty harpoons Riley out of the plane]

Owen Shaw: There she goes, leaving you, again. Bloody fickle, that one.

Dominic Toretto: You want bloody? We can do bloody.

Owen Shaw: A street kid, starts out stealing DVD players in East L.A., ends up heisting $100 million in Rio.

Dominic Toretto: Not bad, huh?

Owen Shaw: It's a good story, isn't it? Almost inspiring. See, what I couldn't fathom is why he's not relaxing on a beach somewhere with that cute little Brazilian number. Instead, he's working with a two-bit government hack like Hobbs. And then I realized, he has a weak spot.

Dominic Toretto: We all got a weak spot.

Owen Shaw: You know, when I was young, my brother always used to say, "Every man has to have a code." Mine: Precision. A team is nothing but pieces you switch out until you get the job done. It's efficient. It works. But you? You're loyal to a fault. Your code is about family. And that's great in the holidays, but it makes you predictable. And in our line of work, predictable means vulnerable. And that means I can reach out and break you whenever I want.

Dominic Toretto: At least when I go, I'll know what it's for.

Owen Shaw: Well, at least you have a code. Most men don't. So, I'm going to give you a chance: Take your crew and walk away. That's the only way you're going to keep your family safe.

Dominic Toretto: Your brother never told you never to threaten a man's family? It's a pretty stupid thing to do. But I'll make it simple for you: I walk away when she walks away.

Owen Shaw: Well then, it appears this inspiring tale has come to an end.

[a laser dot appears on Toretto as Adolfson points a sniper rifle at him in the distance]

Dominic Toretto: If that's the way it has to go.

[a laser dot appears on Shaw]

Owen Shaw: [laughing] Let me guess: Hobbs?

Hobbs: [in the distance targeting Shaw] Come on, you son of a bitch.

Dominic Toretto: The "two-bit government hack".

Owen Shaw: [laughs, then leaves] See you around, Toretto.

Dominic Toretto: You can bet on it.

Tej Parker: It's all between you and the car you build it's a bond, it's a commitment.

Hobbs: Sounds like a marriage.

Tej Parker: Yeah, but with cars when you trade up they don't take half your shit.

[Roman is trying to figure out the amount on his coins for the vending machine]

Roman: Hey, uh, which one of these is like a dollar?

[Hobbs shoots the vending machine]

Hobbs: It's on the house.

Roman: I thought that was our last job, Brian. So now we work for the Hulk? That's what we're doing? Why do I smell baby oil?

Hobbs: If you keep running your piehole, you're gonna smell an ass-kicking.

Dominic Toretto: [Hands over the microchip to Hobbs] So this is worth billions.

Hobbs: [Smiles] Name your price, Dom.

[Long pause]

Dominic Toretto: [Referring to his old address in Los Angeles] 1327.

Dominic Toretto: Not bad for a cop.

Hobbs: I never thought I'd trust a criminal. Till next time.

Dominic Toretto: Till next time.

Hobbs: The crew we're after, they hit like thunder and disappear like smoke. You go in alone, you won't ever touch them. I've been chasing these guys across four continents and twelve countries and believe me the last place I want to be is in front of your door step selling girl scout cookies. I need your help Dom. I need your team.

Hobbs: Toretto. I need you to know, the moment we let him walk out that door with that chip, words like "amnesty" and "pardon" walk out with him.

Dominic Toretto: Those words went out the day we were born.

NATO Commander: I can't believe they stole a seventy-ton tank for a three-ounce computer chip.

Hobbs: That three-ounce computer chip is more deadly than a thousand of those tanks.

Hobbs: So this is what a 100 million buys? It wasn't that hard to find you Toretto.

Dominic Toretto: Wasn't hiding.

Tej Parker: It's all between you and the car. It's a bond. It's a commitment.

Hobbs: Sounds like a marriage to me.

Tej Parker: Yeah! But the car when you trade the car they don't take away half of your shit.

Riley: [after Hobbs interogates a prisoner] That room was bugged, so any information you just beat out of him, Interpol has now.

Hobbs: Great. Now they can take the morning off, Shaw is in London.

Riley: Let's go pick him up.

Hobbs: Woman, you don't just pick up Owen Shaw like he's groceries. You want to catch wolves, you need wolves. Let's go hunting.

NATO Commander: We've got four teams on overwatch, sniper spotters in roosts north and south of the target.

Hobbs: Just keep all your man out of sight. When they drive that truck in here, I wanna come crashing down on them like the walls of Jericho!

Hobbs: [to Tej after both got humiliated by the snobby auctioneer] So this is how you "got this" by buying all of his cars?

Tej Parker: What good is having millions of dollars in the bank if you don't spend any of it? But don't worry about that. Watch this.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Mr. Parker, again can I just express our gratitude and say how much we appreciate your business. If there's ever anything else you need, you just have to ask.

Tej Parker: Anything? mmm, now that you mention it, my swaggerless friend here, he really likes that shirt you have on.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: This shirt?

Tej Parker: That shirt.

Hobbs: I'm not entirely sure that this shirt will fit your friend.

Hobbs: It'll fit.

Tej Parker: He needs a shirt that's a little less

Hobbs: Functional,

Tej Parker: That's it, functional.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Ok.

Hobbs: [referring to the auctoneer's hairy chest] Damn, you need some hedge clippers for that shit.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: If that will be all?

Hobbs: And the pants, too.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Right.

Tej Parker: While you're at it, let me get that watch. I like that watch.

Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: This is for you, and this is for you. Good day, gentleman. Thank you.

[At the CIA Deep Detention Facility, Hobbs and his men escort Shaw through a corridor with guns on the wall pointing at Shaw]

Deckard Shaw: You sure you brought enough backup?

Hobbs: They're not for me. They're protection for you from me killing your ass.

[Hobbs then brings Shaw to his cell]

Deckard Shaw: You do know this won't hold me.

Hobbs: After you dig through 38 feet of concrete and steel, my fist and a body bag will be waiting for you on the other side. Until then, you better start digging.

Brian O'Conner: [to Dominic Toretto] Hey, thought you could leave without saying goodbye?

Dominic Toretto: I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too.

Brian O'Conner: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Dom]

Brian O'Conner: This is your car.

Dominic Toretto: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: My car?

Hobbs: [from Fast & Furious 6] It's official. You're all free.

Dominic Toretto: [from Fast Five]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: Home sweet home.

Tej: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Brian]

Tej: What's happenin', dude?

Brian O'Conner: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Tej]

Brian O'Conner: Thanks for the invite.

Mia: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Mia: Want to go for a drive?

Dominic Toretto: No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world.

[from Fast Five]

Dominic Toretto: The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room, right here, right now. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

Hobbs: Daddy's gotta go to work.

Hobbs: You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.

[Hobbs walks toward his office when he notices Shaw accessing his computer. He clears his throat to get Shaw's attention]

Hobbs: You sure as hell ain't the I.T. guy.

Deckard Shaw: One second...

Hobbs: You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy. You're under arrest.

Deckard Shaw: Like I said: I'm here for the team that crippled my brother.

Hobbs: There was no damn team. It was just one man... and he's standing right in front of you.

[Shaw removes his USB flash drive]

Deckard Shaw: The lady was right. You're a terrible liar.

Letty: Did you bring the cavalry?

Hobbs: Woman, I am the cavalry.

Samantha Hobbs: Dominic Toretto, right? My dad said he kicked your ass once.

Hobbs: Young lady, watch your mouth.

Dominic Toretto: Your dad's on heavy pain meds. I can understand if his history is a little hazy.

Hobbs: I do know you, Dom, which is why now I give you the brother to brother answer. You do whatever it is you gotta do. When you find that sumbitch, just do me one favor.

Dominic Toretto: What's that?

Hobbs: Don't miss.

Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.

Dominic Toretto: I don't feel like I'm under arrest.

Dominic Toretto: [to Brian] How about you Brian?

Brian O'Conner: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.

Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.

Brian O'Conner: We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes.

Hobbs: I don't give a shit. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk.

Brian O'Conner: Yeah, that sounds like a real hero.

Hobbs: That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Dominic Toretto: I don't think so.

Hobbs: Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy!

Dominic Toretto: And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil!

Chief of Police Alemeida: Is all this really necessary to apprehend two men?

Hobbs: Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years. He knows every way you're gonna come for him. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.

Chief of Police Alemeida: Well, if there's anything we can do to help the DSS...

Hobbs: Two things. One: I need a translator.

Chief of Police Alemeida: Claro, we have plenty in the public relations department.

Hobbs: Elena Neves.

Chief of Police Alemeida: A patrol officer?

Hobbs: You heard me.

Chief of Police Alemeida: But why? We have many more experienced people.

Hobbs: I like her smile.

Chief of Police Alemeida: What's the second thing?

Hobbs: [pause] Stay the fuck out of my way!

Hobbs: Hell of a mess.

Brian O'Conner: Yeah, it is.

Hobbs: You know I can't let you two go. I ain't made that way. The way I see it, you've earned yourselves 24 hours. The money stays, though. If I were you, I'd use the time. Make peace with whatever demons you got left. Cause come tomorrow, I will find you.

Hobbs: [to Toretto] Toretto, I'll see you soon.

Dominic Toretto: [pause] No you won't.

Hobbs: Aright listen up! The guys we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down the hardest possible way so make sure you've got your thunderwear on. We find 'em we take 'em as a team and we bring 'em back. And above all else we don't ever, ever let them get into cars.

[last lines]

Monica Fuentes: You need to look at that. Berlin, 3:00 a.m. this morning. A team of drivers hijacked a military convoy.

Hobbs: Toretto?

Monica Fuentes: Nope.

Hobbs: Ain't interested.

Monica Fuentes: Yes, you are. Keep looking.

[Hobbs looks at a photo of Leddy]

Monica Fuentes: Do you believe in ghosts?

Reyes: [crawling out of his wrecked car and lying on the ground] Help me.

Hobbs: [shoots him in the torso, without looking at him] That's for my team, you son of a bitch.

Elena Neves: [looking through a file] This doesn't make any sense.

Hobbs: [takes the file] Here's what makes sense!

[throws the file]

Hobbs: Wilkes. Run the photos of known associates of Toretto and O'Conner against customs entries into Brazil in the last two weeks. Check planes, trains, boats - everything short of the goddamn space shuttle.

Hobbs: [Chino has tossed Booker down a storm drain, & replaced the grate; Hobbs shoots Booker through the grate] He's good. Let's go

Chino: No. I think we should say somethin'. I mean c'mon, we're all Catholic, you know

Hobbs: [looks down to] Booker? Earlier, Chino tried to grab your cock; I wouldn't let 'im. Amen.

[to Chino]

Hobbs: 'K? Let's go

Chino: Amen

Hobbs: You go ahead and eat your beans, Joe. Me and the boys can take 'em easy. There's only two.

Big Joe: My boy, if it was a blind woman in a wheelchair, I'd still give her the odds.