Hoax Quotes in 976-EVIL (1988)

Hoax: Once you've been to hell, everything else pales in comparison!

Pet Parrot: [After possessed Hoax slashes and kills his mother and blood splatters onto the sofa]

[Repeated Line]

Pet Parrot: Not on the couch! Not on the Couch! *squawk

Hoax: [Possessed Hoax reaches into the cage and squeezes the bird to death] That's what the plastic's for, asshole!

Hoax: [possessed Hoax produces two ripped-out hearts] Would it be possible... to enter the game with a pair of hearts?