Hit Girl Quotes in Kick-Ass (2010)

Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.

[shoots camera]

Hit Girl: Aww dude, that is one *gay* looking taser.

Hit Girl: Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!

Dave Lizewski: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.

Hit Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.

Big Daddy: Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?

Hit Girl: Mhmm... but getting shot, Daddy... it hurt a lot more than when you did it.

Big Daddy: That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... he... he...

Hit Girl: You're the kindest Daddy in the whole world.

Big Daddy: No, I just... I love you...

Hit Girl: I love you, too, Daddy... I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?

Hit Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

Dave Lizewski: [introducing himself] Dave. Dave Lizewski.

Hit Girl: [laughs] I know that, dumbass!

Frank D'Amico: Playtime's over kid.

Hit Girl: I *never* "play"

Hit Girl: Whatta douche!

Hit Girl: [after Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass have landed on the roof of Mindy's building with the jet-pack] Thanks, Kick-Ass. My daddy... He would have been proud of *both* of us.

Dave Lizewski: [removes his mask] Dave...

[extends his hand]

Dave Lizewski: ... Dave Lizewski.

Hit Girl: [smiles] I know that, dumbass.

[chuckles, then removes her own wig and mask]

Hit Girl: Mindy... Mindy Macready.

[She extends her own hand and they shake as both a formal introduction and recognition of their new partnership]

Hit Girl: [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife] Hey, I got one of those!

Hit Girl: [to kick-ass] Hey Green asshole! You can't use the front door now!

Hit Girl: So, you wanna play?

[Big Daddy just shot a man who was sneaking up on Hit-Girl as he was about to kill her]

Damon Macready: Now Hit-Girl, we always keep our backs where?

Hit Girl: To the wall Daddy, I know. Um, it... it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.

Damon Macready: Thank you.

[Dave sees Hit-Girl studying security cam footage]

Dave Lizewski: Is that Frank D'Amico's place? All that security? What are you, crazy?

Hit Girl: My mom already died for nothing. So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing too.

Dave Lizewski: You can't do this on your own.

Hit Girl: Exactly. You wanna deal with owing my dad? Then shut the hell up, and pick your weapon.