Historian Smoker Quotes in Half Baked (1998)

Historian Smoker: You know, back in the '60s we used to smoke this shit on the street. Cops didn't say nothin', hell, they was gettin' high, too. Everybody was good. It wasn't a thing to do because it was a thing to do, you know? It was a thing to do because it got you high. Can you dig it?

Thurgood Jenkins: Oh, I feel you, that's why I'm doin' it. I feel you. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks.

Historian Smoker: 60 bucks? Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean?

[pause]

Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?

Thurgood Jenkins: How much?

Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em.

[both start laughing]