Hirsch Quotes in Stand Up Guys (2012)

Val: So how's your health?

Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.

Val: What'd they take out?

Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.

Hirsch: Hey, Val...

Val: Yeah?

Hirsch: It's like the old days, isn't it?

Val: No! It's better.

Hirsch: Yeah! Why?

Val: Because this time we can appreciate it.

Hirsch: Yeah, that's why.

Hirsch: Give me the key.

Doc: There's no key.

Hirsch: Give me the key.

Doc: It's new. It's a button. Push the button.

Val: Push the button.

Doc: It's computers.

Hirsch: Man, this is like the future.

Doc: [These lines are read like a well-polished mantra familiar to all of them] What time is it?

Hirsch: I don't know. What time is it?

Val: It's time to kick ass or chew gum, and guess what?

Doc: I'm all out of gum!

[They ritually stomp their feet]