Hip Hop Wannabe Quotes in RV (2006)

Bob Munro: Yo, my mobile-homeboys, what's trippin' in the wood?

Hip Hop Wannabe: This termite belong to you?

Bob Munro: Yo, my man said...

Carl Munro: [gets mad] Don't call him...

Bob Munro: [restraints Carl] Easy! This my man C, he small but ferocious, but you dogs, you hardcore, where you from?

Hip Hop Wannabe: Scottsdale!

Bob Munro: Scottsdale! In the zoner, ya'll that's a hardcore hood, but you want take on my man C here, go ahead because you know, he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you, you gonna walk away maybe limp but I say talk to the hand, call waiting, 'cause he's out, boy is ou... I can't restrains him 'cause I'm conversatin' you right now to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level, as it were because we could be chillin' in our crib, not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu, and Westwood, you know. Mallin' it like we all can, boys to mensh, pimp my Mercedes, call me back, put you on hold, you know what I'm sayin'?

Hip Hop Wannabe: Er... we gotta go.

[leaves]

Bob Munro: Mm-hmm, you better, man, don't make me call my lawyer, 'cause I'll audit!