Hindustani Troublemaker Quotes in Bad Santa (2003)

Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!

Willie: What the hell, buddy.

Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!

Willie: Are you off your fucking meds or something?

Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.

Willie: Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...

Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy...

Kid: Leave Santa alone!

Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.

Kid: Leave Santa alone!

Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.