Hillary Quotes in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

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Hillary Quotes:

  • Terry Sheridan: I don't suppose either of you know how to fly a helicopter?

    Bryce: I can.

    Terry Sheridan: What?

    Hillary: What...?

    Bryce: Yeah. I've got over 150 hours between flight simulation games, models.

    Terry Sheridan: And in the real thing?

    Bryce: Two.

    Terry Sheridan: Two? Well, you're only going to fly it once I'm out, so I hope you remember your two hours well.

  • [last lines]

    [Bryce and Hillary are getting made over by tribes people]

    Bryce: Lara, are you okay?

    Hillary: Lara, you all right?

    Lara Croft: [smiling] This is... very touching.

    Bryce: You know us, always making friends... having a laugh.

    Lara Croft: Getting married.

    Bryce: What?

    Kosa: This is a wedding ceremony and you are the grooms.

    Lara Croft: Good luck, boys.

  • Hillary: Perhaps you gentlemen would like some tea while you wait?

    Lara Croft: No, they wouldn't. Tea is for guests. The door is for intruders.

  • Nick Deezy: [In bed, Hillary removes her panties and hands them to Nick] Another man has been holding these panties. You know I can tell.

    Hillary: It's, it's my father.

    Nick Deezy: What?

    Hillary: He did my laundry for me, I swear.

    Nick Deezy: Your father's a professional hockey player who scored two goals that night... and an assist?

    Hillary: Oh, God. I should have burned those panties.

    Nick Deezy: But why, Hillary? Why would you wanna sleep with...

    Hillary: I was lonely! You were gone! I went out with a bunch of girls. I had a bunch of drinks. We met a bunch of guys.

    Nick Deezy: You had a bunch of sex!

  • CC Bloom: [the girls are dyeing their hair] Do I look like Marilyn? I don't look a thing like Marilyn!

    Hillary: Ok, well, how's mine?

    CC Bloom: Hillary, it's exactly the same color!

    Hillary: No! It isn't!

    CC Bloom: You just spent two hours dyeing your hair exactly the same color!

  • Hillary: I don't even remember what it was I was mad about and I don't care. Whatever it was that you did, I forgive you.

    CC Bloom: What I did? You and your lousy letters. Just to get one of them made me special even before I opened it. All your crappy stories, all your big dreams.

    Hillary: I didn't know that.

    CC Bloom: Well, what the hell did you know? Did you know how bad things were for me? No, because you wouldn't even open my letters. If you had even answered one, just one! Told me what a jerk I was, anything! But you didn't. You took your friendship away without even discussing it with me. So, thank you very much for forgiving me. But I don't forgive you.

  • Hillary: I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!

  • [after Marge has fainted ]

    CC Bloom: Hmm. Marge, you ought to cut down on the gasoline. It's bad for the complexion.

    Hillary: She could be dead.

    CC Bloom: Nah. If she was dead she would've dropped the bottle.

  • Hillary: I just want to get back to my hotel, but I can't remember the name!

    CC Bloom: Ritzy or Cheap?

    Hillary: I guess it's Ritzy.

    CC Bloom: Does it have a fountain in front, a pool inside, and a bunch of fruits in monkey suits playing violins in the lobby?

    Hillary: Yes! That's it!

    CC Bloom: You bet your ass it's Ritzy! It's the Marlboro Blenheim.

  • CC Bloom: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week!

    Hillary: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?

  • Hillary: I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.

  • Hillary: I don't want to look desperate.

    Monica: Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.

    Hillary: Do you think that would work?

  • John: Meanwhile, I think the story's coming along pretty well.

    Hillary: I don't give a shit about your story!

    John: Why?... You could be helping a lot of other girls. Did you ever think about that?

    Hillary: It doesn't matter what happens to us. People who shit on their kids are not gonna' stop. Something makes them do it. Everybody knows it's wrong, but they do it anyway... And I'm not unhappy. You know, even in here, sometimes I laugh so hard I... I can't stop.

    John: Doesn't mean you're happy. There're a lot of different kinds of laughter.

    Hillary: [Looks off into the distance] Yeah, I like the kind at the ocean... when a giant wave comes pounding down on you, and you think it's gonna' crush you, but then it breaks and comes down and sends you crashing to the sand... that's when you get up and laugh. That's the kind of laugh that makes you know you're alive.

    Hillary: [fidgeting slightly] You know, it's like cavemen. I bet nobody ever had to remind them that they were alive. Every day they killed for food, or they starved, or they froze to death... but, I swear to God, I'm sure they laughed a lot better than most people today do.

  • Hillary: God, you really don't understand do you?

    John: WHAT?

    Hillary: That we could never betray one another or anything like that. If, if she lied to me, it was only because she wanted to be my friend. Nothing she could do could ever make me mad at her, nothing! If she wanted to kill me, I might even let her.

  • Hillary: When we met, it was like a door opening. First I was alone, then Bonnie came in.

  • Hillary: No, I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to talk about it to some horny dog like you!

  • Bonnie: You don't find me attractive?

    Hillary: You ever see a cats ass? That's what you remind me of.

  • Jane: You like Drew Barrymore?

    Hillary: I don't even like her really, she's a little pussy.

    Jane: You like girls that are tough?

    Hillary: I like girls that aren't little pussies.

  • Hillary: Guys are dogs.

    Jane: Axl Rose?

    Hillary: Yeah he's a dog, but with him it's like he knows what he is and he's not a phony and thats cool.

    Jane: Does he turn you on?

    Hillary: You are such an idiot! Does he turn me on, thats such a stupid question! Why do you keep trying to sneak sex into everything?

    Jane: Why are you avoiding the subject?

    Hillary: Well, why don't you ask me something important, like whats my favourite song or do I believe in God?

  • Jane: I've played this game before Hilary, you're not even good at it, you're just disgusting.

    Hillary: See, we are making progress. You just found out I'm disgusting and now you can go home and feel better about yourself.

  • Hillary: What good is tearing up something thats already torn?

  • Hillary: Now at least I know what I am.

    Jane: What are you?

    Hillary: I'm an animal in the zoo but I've escaped. Yes, from like these little cages that they try to put you in to make you some quiet little pussy and to grow up like some stupid normal bitch like you.

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