Hilary Quotes in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

[Hilary meets Lara outside the shower with something other than a t-shirt]

Lara Croft: Oh... very funny.

Hilary: I'm only trying to turn you into a lady.

Lara Croft: Mm...

[walks past him and drops the towel she was wearing]

Hilary: [sighs] And a lady should be modest.

Lara Croft: Yes, a *lady* should be modest.

Bryce: [taking screws out of clock to open it] ... screw 13 to quadrant 3, screw 14 to quadrant 4...

Hilary: [sighs and rolls eyes] Please.

Bryce: It's my system! So I know where they all came from!

Lara Croft: It's camouflage.

[takes hammer and smashes the clock to pieces]

Bryce: [wincing] Okay.

Bryce: How are you going to get to Cambodia and get the clock back in... 15 hours?

Lara Croft: I'll be calling in a favor.

Hilary: What kind of favor?

Lara Croft: Well, that is a secret.If a told you, I'd have to kill you.

Hilary: If you think being an ordinary person is any easier than being an extraordinary one, you're wrong.

Hilary: I've given you everything. Every since we were little, everything you've asked for I've said yes. Jackie listen. Jackie... Jackie... I'm sorry.

Hilary: Hey, dad, I have a personal errand to run and I need to borrow the car.

Jim: Well, you can't drive without me yet and somebody's got to stay here with your sisters.

Hilary: Dad, I have a personal errand.

Jim: What does that even mean? You taking a hit out on somebody?

Lou: Dad, she's monsterating.

Jim: What?

Hilary: I have my period!

Jim: Oh, I forgot you get those.

Hilary: You people are sinners!

Heavily Pierced Kid: You people should have thought about that nineteen years ago before you stopped my mother from going into that clinic! Have a blessed day.

Heavily Pierced Kid: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza's a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?

Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?

Heavily Pierced Kid: People worship it.

Hilary: I am deeply offended.

Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.

Hilary: You're like the anti-cupid.

Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?

Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?

Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.

Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!

Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.

Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.

Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?

Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.

Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.

Graham: My mother got married in pants.

[group applauds]

Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!

Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.

Mary: Hilary?

Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.

Mary: Sinead.

Sinead: I was born in France.

Mary: Clayton.

Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.

Jan: I like balls.

Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.

[group applauds]

Mary: Joel?

Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.

Hilary: I'd trade all that just to be able to walk down the street with you... and hold your hand just once in public.

Hilary: Because I love you. And if you come back with me to the hospital and fight for us. Fight for us, I will never leave you Victor. But you have to fight. And if you get well, when you get well, I'll be there with you. And if you die, I will hold your hand. I'll hold your hand and the last thing you will ever see will be me because I love you.

Hilary: God forbid you actually have to come out of your hole and talk like a real human being. It makes me wonder what you did before computers, detective.