Highway Patrolman Quotes in Wild Hogs (2007)

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Highway Patrolman Quotes:

  • Doug Madsen: Ooh boy, my ass is sore.

    Dudley Frank: Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long.

    Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.

    Bobby Davis: Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin...

    [notices Highway Patrolman]

    Bobby Davis: .

    Highway Patrolman: Please... Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.

  • Highway Patrolman: 4 counts of indecent exposure... 2 counts of lewd, lascivious behavior, and one count - pure jealousy

    Doug Madsen: [shocked] Huh?

    Highway Patrolman: [Smiling] How you doing?

  • Highway Patrolman: [the tourist family flees after discovering the guys are skinny-dipping] Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!

  • Highway Patrolman: May I have a little kiss before you go? I'm very lonely here.

  • Highway Patrolman: I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.

  • [Highway patrolman tells Boomer why his graffiti must be in both English and French]

    Highway Patrolman: Le Quebecois.

    Boomer: Huh?

    Highway Patrolman: You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!

  • Highway Patrolman: Ah, Americans. Welcome to Ontario, sportsman's paradise!

    Boomer: Isn't it though.

  • Highway Patrolman: [finds Marlene in the trunk of the car] Get out of there! It's against the law to ride in the trunk in this state. I don't suppose you've got any I.D., either?

    Marlene: Idee? Idee 'bout what?

  • Highway Patrolman: You're not going anywhere!

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