Herschell Quotes in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

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Herschell Quotes:

  • Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"?

    Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!

    Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you.

    [Ricky faints]

    Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!

  • Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no?

    Kyle: That is a fair compromise.

    Herschell: Very fair, actually.

    Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!

    Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.

    Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

    Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

    Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.

    Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think?

    Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it.

    Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!

    Jean Girard: As you wish.

    [He breaks Ricky's arm]

    Ricky Bobby: [in pain] He actually did it!

  • Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.

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