Herschell Quotes in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Herschell Quotes:
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"?
Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!
Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you.
[Ricky faints]
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!
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Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no?
Kyle: That is a fair compromise.
Herschell: Very fair, actually.
Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!
Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.
Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?
Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.
Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it.
Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!
Jean Girard: As you wish.
[He breaks Ricky's arm]
Ricky Bobby: [in pain] He actually did it!
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Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.
-- Herschell
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Characters on Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
- Opening text
- Chip
- Walker
- Texas Ranger
- Cal Naughton, Jr.
- Ricky Bobby
- Lucy Bobby
- Lucius Washington
- Susan
- Jean Girard
- Reese Bobby
- 10-year-old Ricky
- Schoolteacher
- Classmates
- Passenger on Bus
- Larry Dennit, Jr.
- Kyle
- 10-Year-Old Cal
- Waffle House Manager
- Glenn
- PA Announcer
- Mike Joy
- Carley Bobby
- Jamie McMurray
- Bill Weber
- John Hannafin
- Kenny Rogers
- Benny Parsons