Hermione Granger Quotes in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter: We have to go there, now.

Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...

Harry Potter: Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!

Hermione Granger: [Walking out of Dumbledore's office, now knowing what he must do, Harry sees Ron and Hermione holding each other on the Grand Staircase. Upon hearing his footsteps, Hermione stands up to face him] Where have you been?

Ron Weasley: We thought you went to the Forest.

Harry Potter: I'm going there now.

Ron Weasley: Are you mad? No. You can't give yourself up to him.

Hermione Granger: What is it, Harry? What is it you know?

Harry Potter: There's a reason I can hear them... the Horcruxes. I think I've known for awhile.

[Realization dawns on Hermione]

Harry Potter: And I think you have too.

Hermione Granger: [She begins to cry] I'll go with you!

Harry Potter: No. Kill the snake. Kill the snake and then it's just him.

[Hermione runs to hug him. Harry glances over her shoulder and looks at Ron, knowing it may be the last time he ever sees either of his best friends]

Hermione Granger: [the Trio walks through the courtyard] Where is everybody?

[They open the doors to the Great Hall. It is a total wreck, lined with students, teachers, the injured, and the dead. Ron walks in first, followed by Hermione, then Harry, who passes everyone almost as if he is in a daze, unable to comprehend what is going on around him]

Professor Horace Slughorn: [Applying Dittany to a wound on Filch's arm] Harry...

Professor Pomona Sprout: [Dealing with a student's wound] Oh come on, what's the matter with you?

Professor Sybil Trelawney: [Sitting next to Padma Patil and pulling a sheet over a teacher's body] Oh, she's passed.

Padma Patil: There, she's gone.

Ron Weasley: [the next sight stops Harry dead in his tracks. The Weasley family are gathered around the body of Fred. Ginny and Percy both stand motionless. Bill holds a crying Fleur. Molly's head is buried on her dead son's shoulder. Arthur is trying to comfort George as best he can. George sees Ron and grabs onto him for dear life, sobbing uncontrollably. Ron kneels over Fred's body and lays his head down on his chest as Molly gently strokes both of their heads] No! No! NO!

[Stunned, Harry glances to his left and sees the body of Remus and Tonks]

Hermione Granger: [Disguised as Belltrix Lestrange, addressing a Death Eater] Good morning!

Griphook: Good morning? You're Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewey-eyed schoolgirl!

Hermione Granger: We can't just stand here. Who's got an idea?

Ron Weasley: Don't ask us. You're the brilliant one!

Hermione Granger: You're thinking there's a horcrux in Bellatrix's vault?

Hermione Granger: I'll go with you.

Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint?

Marcus Flint: Qudditch practice!

Oliver Wood: I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today.

Marcus Flint: Easy, Wood. I've got a note.

Ron: Uh-oh. I smell trouble.

Oliver Wood: "I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who?

[Malfoy steps out from behind the crowd]

Harry Potter: Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: That's right. And that's not all that's new this year.

[shows everyone the new brooms]

Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?

Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.

Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.

Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!

Ron: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!

[Ron 's jinx backfires, hitting him in his chest and knocking him several feet backwards. The Gryffindor team and Hermione run to his side]

Hermione Granger: You okay, Ron? Say something!

[Ron opens his mouth and coughs up a huge slug and Colin Creevey begins snapping away with his camera]

Colin Creevey: Wow! Can you turn him around Harry?

Harry Potter: No Colin! Get out of the way!

[Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library]

Hermione Granger: [snaps her fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.

Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.

[Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper]

Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

[Harry gulps down the Felix Felicis]

Hermione Granger: How do you feel?

Harry Potter: Excellent... really excellent!

Hermione Granger: Remember, Slughorn usually eats early, takes a walk, and then returns to his office.

Harry Potter: Right. I'm going down to Hagrid's.

Hermione Granger: What? No! Harry, you've got to go speak to Slughorn! We have a plan.

Harry Potter: I know, but I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley: No.

Harry Potter: Trust me! I know what I'm doing, or Felix does.

[walks past two people]

Harry Potter: Hi!

Hermione Granger: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?

Harry Potter: [slightly taken aback] Oh. Um...

Hermione Granger: I know. I've seen the way you look at her. You're my best friend.

[Ron bursts in with Lavender, laughing, then sobers when he sees Hermione and Harry]

Lavender Brown: Oops!... I think this room's taken.

[runs off]

Ron Weasley: [awkwardly] ... What's with the birds?

Hermione Granger: [stands, glares at Ron] Oppugno!

[Hermione's flock of birds fly at Ron, who flees the room. Hermione sinks next to Harry and breaks down crying]

Harry Potter: It feels like this.

Ron Weasley: [to Hermione and Ginny] He'll be here, soon.

[starts eating]

Hermione Granger: [smacks him on the arm with a book] Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!

Ron Weasley: Turn around, you lunatic!

[Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and sees Harry covered in blood]

Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Ron Weasley: Well, it looks like it's his own this time.

Lavender Brown: [runs into the hospital wing, after Ron's been poisoned] Where is he? Where's my Won-Won? Has he been asking for me?

[sees Hermione sitting next to Ron's bed]

Lavender Brown: What is she doing here?

Hermione Granger: [stands] I might ask you the same question!

Lavender Brown: I happen to be his girlfriend!

Hermione Granger: Well, I happen to be his... friend.

Lavender Brown: Friend? Don't make me laugh! You haven't spoken in weeks. I guess you want to make up with him now that's he's suddenly all interesting!

Hermione Granger: He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo! And as a matter of fact, I've always found him interesting.

Hermione Granger: [after she sees Ron accepting an embarrassing necklace from Lavender] Excuse me, I have to go vomit.

Horace Slughorn: What about you, Miss Granger? What do your parents do in the muggle world?

Hermione Granger: Ah, my parents are dentists.

Horace Slughorn: And is that considered a dangerous profession?

Waiter: [Hermione hides from Cormac at the Christmas party. Waiter offers hors d'oeuvres] Dragon tartare?

Hermione Granger: No, thank you.

Harry Potter: I'm fine.

Waiter: Just as well. They give you terrible bad breath.

Hermione Granger: On second thought...

[grabs the tray and gobbles two]

Hermione Granger: Maybe they'll keep McLaggen at bay... oh, God, here he comes!

Ginny Weasley: [Hermione is holding hands with an unconscious Ron in the hospital wing. Ginny gets up and walks past Harry] About time, don't you think?

Hermione Granger: [Harry looks at Hermione] Oh, shut up.

[Hermione turns back to Ron, smiling coyly]

Harry Potter: I'm not coming back Hermione. I've got to finish whatever Dumbledore started, and I don't know where that'll lead me, but I'll let you and Ron know where I am when I can.

Hermione Granger: I've always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don't really think you're going to be able to find all those horcruxes by yourself do you? You need us Harry.

Ron Weasley: I must admit, I thought I was going to miss that last one. I hope Cormac's not taking it too hard. I think he's got a bit of a thing for you, Hermione, Cormac.

Hermione Granger: [shortly] He's vile.

Hermione Granger: You have to realize who you are, Harry.

Hermione Granger: [from trailer]

[Harry and Romilda Vane are staring at each other. Hermione snaps her fingers at Harry]

Hermione Granger: Hey! She only interests you because she thinks you're the Chosen One!

Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.

[Hermione slaps him with the newspaper]

Harry Potter: Okay, sorry... kidding.

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] You need us, Harry.

Hermione Granger: [sobbing] How do you feel when you see Ginny and Dean?

[Ron and Hermione ask Harry about his first kiss with Cho]

Ron Weasley: Well? How was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Ron Weasley: [laughs] That bad at it, are you?

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, guilty about kissing him, conflicted because Umbridge is pressing to sack her mum from the Ministry, and frightened about failing her OWLs because she's so busy worrying about everything else.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode!

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...

Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...

Hermione Granger: I'll know you've gone back to normal.

[referring to Ron's Christmas jumper]

Hermione Granger: I can't understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.

Ron Weasley: Cause I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.

Hermione Granger: No more than usual.

Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

Zacharias Smith: Why?

Ron Weasley: Why. Because You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.

Zacharias Smith: [nods toward Harry] So he says.

Hermione Granger: So Dumbledore says.

Zacharias Smith: So Dumbledore says because he says! The point is, where's the proof?

Slightly Creepy Boy: If Potter could tell us more about how Diggory got killed...

Harry Potter: I'm not going to talk about Cedric, so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now.

Harry Potter: [aside to Hermione]

Harry Potter: C'mon, Hermione, let's go. They're just here because they think I'm some sort of freak.

Hermione Granger: Harry, wait!

Luna Lovegood: Is it true you can produce a patronus charm?

Hermione Granger: Yes. I've seen it.

Dean Thomas: Blimey, Harry! I didn't know you could do that!

Neville Longbottom: And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore's office.

Ginny Weasley: It's true.

Ron Weasley: Third year he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.

Hermione Granger: And last year he really did fight off You-Know-Who in the flesh.

Harry Potter: Wait... look, it all sounds *great* when you say it like that. But the truth is most of that was just luck. I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I nearly always had help...

Hermione Granger: He's just being modest.

Harry Potter: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.

Hermione Granger: You're right, Harry, we don't. That's why we need your help. Because if we're having any chance against beating... Voldemort.

Nigel 2nd Year: He's really back?

[Harry nods]

Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.

Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?

Harry Potter: It's too small.

Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?

Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely!

Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?

Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today.

Harry Potter: What's that?

Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?

Hermione Granger: How'd you get away?

Ginny Weasley: Puking Pastilles. It wasn't pretty.

Ron Weasley: Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course, they told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.

Hermione Granger: [shocked] That was clever, Ron!

Ron Weasley: It's been known to happen.

Dolores Umbridge: Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly uneven. But you will be pleased to know from now on, you will be following a carefully structured, Ministry-approved course of defensive magic. Yes?

Hermione Granger: There's nothing in here about using defensive spells.

Dolores Umbridge: Using spells? Ha ha! Well I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my classroom.

Ron Weasley: We're not gonna use magic?

Dolores Umbridge: You will be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way.

Harry Potter: Well, what use is that? If we're gonna be attacked it won't be risk-free.

Dolores Umbridge: Students will raise their hands when they speak in my class.

[pauses]

Dolores Umbridge: It is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all, is what school is all about.

Harry Potter: And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there?

Dolores Umbridge: There is nothing out there, dear! Who do you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?

Harry Potter: I don't know, maybe, Lord Voldemort!

[last lines]

Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.

Hermione Granger: What's that?

Harry Potter: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.

Ron Weasley: Yeah?

Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.

Ron Weasley: Don't worry, I'll go easy on you.

Hermione Granger: [sarcastically] Thanks, Ronald.

Lucius Malfoy: [walking with Bellatrix slowly up to Harry] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord. Why he was unable to kill you when you were just an infant. Don't you want to know the secret, of your scar. All of the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do is give it to me, I can show you everything.

[all of the death eaters start closing in around them]

Harry Potter: I've waited fourteen years...

Lucius Malfoy: I know.

Harry Potter: Think I can wait a little longer. NOW!

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom: STUPEFY!

Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.

Hermione Granger: [sotto] No need to think is more like it.

Hermione Granger: He really is out there, isn't he? We've got to be able to defend ourselves. And if Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.

Hermione Granger: What's wrong with your hand?

Harry Potter: Nothing.

[Harry hides his left hand under his book and shows her his right hand]

Hermione Granger: Your other hand.

[grabbing his left arm from under his book]

Hermione Granger: You've got to tell Dumbledore!

Harry Potter: No. Dumbledore's got enough on his mind right now. Anyway, I don't want to give Umbridge the satisfaction.

Ron Weasley: Bloody hell, Harry, the woman's torturing you! If the parents knew about this...

Harry Potter: Yeah, well I haven't got any of those, have I Ron?

Hermione Granger: Harry, you've got to report this! It's perfectly simple, you're being...

Harry Potter: No, it's not! Hermione whatever this is, it's not simple. You don't understand.

Hermione Granger: Then help us to!

[Ron takes a huge bite out of a sausage]

Hermione Granger: [disgusted] Do you ever stop eating?

Ron Weasley: What? I'm hungry.

Hermione Granger: That foul, evil old gargoyle! We're not learn how to defend ourselves, we're not learning how to pass our O.W.L.s. She's taking over the entire school!

Hermione Granger: [about the mass breakout from Azkaban] Dumbledore warned Fudge this would happen. He's going to get us all killed because he can't face the truth.

Dolores Umbridge: [after Snape leaves] Very well. You give me no choice, Potter. As this is an issue of Ministry security, you leave me with no alternative. The Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue.

Hermione Granger: [glaring at Umbridge] That's illegal!

Dolores Umbridge: [putting a picture of Cornelius Fudge on her desk face down] What Cornelius doesn't know won't hurt him.

Arthur Weasley: [raising his glass] To Harry Potter, without whom I may not be here. To Harry.

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Mrs. Weasley: [raising their cups] To Harry

Sirius Black: [at doorway] To Harry.

Hermione Granger: [Harry walks in, Hermione runs to him and hugs him] Oh, Harry!

[pause, she lets go]

Hermione Granger: Are you all right? We overheard them talking about the dementor attack. You must tell us everything.

Ron Weasley: Let the man breathe, Hermione.

Hermione Granger: And this hearing at the Ministry. It's just outrageous! I've looked it up, they simply can't expel you. It's completely unfair!

Harry Potter: There's a lot of that going around, Hermione. So what is this place?

Ron Weasley: Headquarters.

Hermione Granger: Of the Order of the Phoenix. It's a secret society. Dumbledore formed it back when they first fought You-Know-Who.

Harry Potter: You couldn't have put this in a letter, I suppose. I've gone all summer without a scrap of news.

Ron Weasley: We wanted to tell you, mate. Really, we did. Only...

Harry Potter: Only what?

Hermione Granger: Only Dumbledore made us swear that we wouldn't tell you anything.

Harry Potter: [pause] Dumbledore said that? But why would he want to keep me in the dark? Maybe I could help. After all, I'm the one who saw Voldemort return, I'm the one who fought him, I'm the one who saw Cedric Diggory get killed!

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!

Ron Weasley: The what?

Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.

Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...

Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.

Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!

[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]

Rubeus Hagrid: Grawpy, that is not polite!

Ron Weasley: Hagrid, do something!

Rubeus Hagrid: We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!

[Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]

Hermione Granger: Grawp! Put-me-down!

[Grawp stares blankly]

Hermione Granger: *Now*!

[Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]

Ron Weasley: Are you alright?

Hermione Granger: Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.

Harry Potter: I think you've got an admirer.

Ron Weasley: You did everything you could. No one could win against that old hag.

Hermione Granger: Even Dumbledore didn't see this coming. Harry, if it's anyone's fault, it's ours.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, we talked you into it.

Harry Potter: Yeah, but I agreed. I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is made things worse. Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because I don't want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. The more you care the more you have to lose. You maybe it's just best to...

Hermione Granger: To what?

Harry Potter: To go it alone.

Hermione Granger: It means the Ministry's interfering at Hogwarts.

Harry Potter: What are you doing?

Hermione Granger: Improvising.

Harry Potter: [sees a strange reptilian-like horse] What is it?

Ron Weasley: What's what?

Harry Potter: That. Pulling the carriage.

Hermione Granger: Nothing's pulling the carriage, Harry. It's pulling itself like always.

[Harry walks around the carriage, where Luna is already seated]

Luna Lovegood: You're not going mad.

[lowers her magazine, The Quibbler, which she has been reading upside down]

Luna Lovegood: I see them too. You're just as sane as I am.

[Umbridge, Hermione and Harry see a group of centaurs staring at them]

Dolores Umbridge: [backs away] You have no business here, centaur! This is a ministry matter.

[the centaurs ready their bows and arrows]

Dolores Umbridge: Lower your weapons! I warn you: under the law as creatures of near-human intelligence...

[one centaur fires his arrow at her]

Dolores Umbridge: [blocks it with her wand] Protego! How dare you, you filthy half-breed! Incarcerus!

[Umbridge's spell takes a rope and chokes one centaur, making it writhe from the rope's grip, Hermione tries to help him]

Hermione Granger: [gasps] Please! Please, stop it! Please!

Dolores Umbridge: NO, ENOUGH! I will have order!

[Umbridge suddenly screams as Grawp picks her up, all the centaurs yell and approach Grawp]

Dolores Umbridge: [to Grawp] YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Hermione Granger: [runs to the centaurs] Leave him alone! It's not his fault!

[Harry takes Hermione away from them]

Hermione Granger: No, he doesn't understand!

[the centaurs fires their arrows making Grawp release Umbridge]

Dolores Umbridge: [as the centaurs take her] Potter, do something - tell them I mean no harm!

Harry Potter: [contently] I'm sorry, Professor... but I must not tell lies.

Dolores Umbridge: [gets taken away] What are you doing! I am senior undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge! LET... ME... GOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Harry and Hermione look up and Grawp in gratitude]

Hermione Granger: Thank you, Grawp.

Hermione Granger: Everyone, this is Loony...

[too late realizing her mistake]

Hermione Granger: ...Luna Lovegood.

Hermione Granger: Harry, are you sure?

Harry Potter: I saw it! It's just like with Mr. Weasley! It's the same door I've been dreaming about for months, only I couldn't remember where I'd seen it before! Sirius said Voldemort was after something, something he didn't have last time, and it's in the department of Mysteries!

Hermione Granger: Harry, please just listen! What if Voldemort meant for you to see this? What if he's only hurting Sirius because he's trying to get to you?

Harry Potter: What if he is? I'm supposed to just let him die? Hermione, he's the only family I've got left!

Hermione Granger: When are you going to get it into your head? We're in this together!

Hermione Granger: Harry please, they are going to be here any minute.

Hermione Granger: [after her faux pas about Luna's name] So... that's an interesting necklace.

Luna Lovegood: It's a charm actually. It keeps away the Nargles.

[awkward silence]

Luna Lovegood: Hungry. I hope they have pudding.

[the carriage starts rolling]

Neville Longbottom: [whispering] What's a Nargle?

Hermione Granger: [whispering] No idea.

Hermione Granger: It's kind of fun, isn't it? Breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] We've got to be able to defend ourselves.

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] It's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: [to Harry] We end this together!

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] We've got to be able to defend ourselves. If Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] It's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules?

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] Stupefy!

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] We end this together!

Harry Potter: [about Ron, after he returns] You're not still mad at him, are you?

Hermione Granger: I'm always mad at him.

[Tonks and Ron arrive at the Burrow]

Nymphadora Tonks: Deserves that. Brilliant, he was. Wouldn't be standing here without him.

Hermione Granger: Really?

Ron Weasley: Always the tone of surprise.

Hermione Granger: Oh my god...

Harry Potter: What?

Hermione Granger: I'll tell you in a minute.

Harry Potter: How about you tell me now?

Hermione Granger: Alright. The Sword of Gryffindor. Maybe it's Goblin made?

Harry Potter: [points at her with both hands, with heavy irony] Brilliant!

[Harry and Hermione stands at Lily's and James' grave in Godric's Hollow. Hermione sees the tears that streams down his face. She magically leaves a wreath of Christmas roses by it with her wand. Harry stares at them with an emotional face]

Harry Potter: Merry Christmas, Hermione.

Hermione Granger: Merry Christmas, Harry.

[Hermione leans her head on his shoulder]

Hermione Granger: We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry. Ginny and I... we'd prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding.

Harry Potter: Hermione... I appreciate the thought, honestly. But given that we were almost killed by a couple of Death Eaters a few minutes ago...

[he lets the rest of the sentence remain in the air]

Hermione Granger: Right. Perspective.

[Hermione is putting on Harry's glasses]

Hermione Granger: Harry, your eyesight really is awful.

[after their escape from the Death Eaters]

Ron Weasley: You're amazing, you are!

Hermione Granger: [wryly] Always the tone of surprise.

Harry Potter: This is mental.

Hermione Granger: Completely mental.

Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

Hermione Granger: Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

Hermione Granger: We're alone.

Waitress: Can I take your order?

Hermione Granger: I'll have a cappucino.

Waitress: [turns to Ron] You?

Ron Weasley: What she said.

Harry Potter: Same.

Ron Weasley: Hey!

Hermione Granger: You... complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'?

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Potter, you're underage. Which means you still have the trace on you.

Harry Potter: What's the trace?

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: If you sneeze, the Ministry will know who wipes your nose. Point is we'll have to use those means of transport the trace can't detect. Brooms, thestrals, anf the like. We'll go in pairs, that way if anyones out there waiting for us, and I reckon there will be, they won't know which Harry Potter is the real one.

Harry Potter: The real one?

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: [Brings out Polyjuice potion] I believe you're familiar with this particular brew.

Harry Potter: No, absolutely not.

Hermione Granger: Told you he'd take it well.

Harry Potter: Engorgio!

[the flame in the jar grows rapidly]

Harry Potter: Reducio!

[the flame shrinks back to normal size]

Hermione Granger: What's going on in there?

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley: Nothing!

Hermione Granger: [comes into the tent] We need to talk.

Lord Voldemort: [voiceover as Tom Riddle] I have seen your heart and it's mine. I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears...

Harry Potter: Ron! Don't listen to it!

Lord Voldemort: [voiceover as Tom Riddle] Least loved by the mother who craved a daughter. Least loved, by the girl who prefers your friend...

Harry Potter: Ron! Stab it!

Harry Potter: [as Riddle-Harry] We were better without you, happier without you.

Hermione Granger: [as Riddle-Hermione] Who could look at you beside Harry Potter? What are you, compared to the Chosen One...?

Harry Potter: Ron! It lies! Stab it! STAB IT!

Harry Potter: [as Riddle-Harry] Your mother confessed that she would have preferred me as a son...

Hermione Granger: [as Riddle-Hermione] Who wouldn't prefer him? What woman would take you? You are nothing... nothing... nothing to him...

[Riddle-Hermione and Riddle-Harry starts to kiss in the fog. Ron looks shocked. Ron's head turns to Harry, who freezes. A trace of scarlet glints in Ron's eyes]

Ron Weasley: NOOO!

[Ron raises the sword, stabs it through Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione, and then reaches the locket, and then there's silence]

Bellatrix Lestrange: [Holding Hermione down] That sword is meant to be in my vault at Gringotts, how did you get it? Did you and your friends take it from my vault?

Hermione Granger: I didn't take anything. Please. I didn't take anything.

Bellatrix Lestrange: I don't believe it.

Hermione Granger: [Entering Godric's Hollow] I still think we should have used Polyjuice Potion.

Harry Potter: No. This is where I was born. I'm not returning as someone else.

Ron Weasley: You don't know why I listen to the radio, do you? To make sure I don't hear Ginny's name. Or Fred, or George, or Mum.

Harry Potter: You think I'm not listening too? You think I don't know how this feels?

Ron Weasley: No, you *don't* know how it feels! Your parents are dead! You have no family!

Hermione Granger: Stop!

Harry Potter: Fine then, go! Go then!

Hermione Granger: [Ron wrenches the locket off and gets his bag] Ron...

Ron Weasley: [turns to Hermione] And you? Are you coming or are you staying?

[Hermione looks torn, she glances from Harry to Ron in shock]

Ron Weasley: Fine. I get it. I saw you two the other night.

Hermione Granger: [tears in her eyes] Ron, that's - that's nothing!

Ron Weasley: He doesn't know what he's doing, does he?

Hermione Granger: None of us do.

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] If Voldemort's really taken over the Ministry, none of the old places are safe.