Hermie Quotes in Summer of '42 (1971)

Dorothy: Oh, you drink coffee, don't you?

Hermie: [trying to sound like an adult] ... I consume a couple of cups a day.

Dorothy: Well, I have milk.

Hermie: Oh, no. I take it black.

Oscy: You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven't you ever heard of a rubber?

Hermie: Yeah, of course, I have.

Oscy: Alright! So, that's what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I've been carrying it around with me ever since. Its my lucky charm.

Hermie: Well, how much do you want for it?

Oscy: Hey, its from my brother! It's a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.

Oscy: Go away, Benjie.

Benjie: It's my book.

Hermie: Let him look.

Oscy: There! They're doin' it!

Benjie: I don't believe it.

Oscy: Well, you better believe it! 'Cause one day your turns gonna come and you better know what to do.

Benjie: I don't believe it. My mother and father never did that! Never!

Oscy: Why not?

Benjie: Because it's stupid!

Hermie: No, I hate to break the news to you, Benjie, but that's the way its done.

Hermie: Benjie, if you just look at the pictures it does look dumb. But, if two people are in love, it's supposed to be very pleasant.

Benjie: Oh, how do you know? You've never done it!

Hermie: It's right here in the book! In black and white and color. That's why people kiss first. It gives them a chance to get to know each other. Then, once they get to know each other, they fall in love. And once they're in love, they make love.

Oscy: Aw, come on, an older woman like that, what's a little feel to her. Come on, did she let you have a feel to her?

Hermie: She gave me some donuts.

Oscy: Boy, I'm tellin' you, I'd like to give her a feel.

Hermie: I thought you were mature, Oscy.

Oscy: Its very mature to feel girls. My brother does it all the time.

Hermie: Then, how come he's a dentist?

Oscy: Hey, catch the boobs on Miriam.

Hermie: You catch 'em.

Oscy: If she throws them, I'll catch 'em. I'll be ready. If those boobs come to me, I'll be there to catch 'em.

Oscy: I'm all excited! I'm going to squeeze the crap out of Miriam, as soon as the lights go out!

Hermie: You're really something! You can't even wait until after the cartoon is over.

Oscy: I can't wait! I can't wait!

Oscy: How'd you make out?

Hermie: Pretty good.

Oscy: What'd you do?

Hermie: I held her breasts.

Oscy: You didn't!

Hermie: For almost 11 minutes.

Oscy: Fantastic!

Hermie: Eleven full minutes!

Oscy: You timed it!

Hermie: Yeah. The longest I ever got was 8 minutes with Lila Harrison.

Oscy: So, you broke your record!

Hermie: By 3 minutes!

Hermie: I'm not interested in Aggie!

Oscy: You're not ready for the older lady. I have to sharpen you up on someone else. Aggie's all I got.

Hermie: You know Oscy, you're really crazy!

Oscy: Ya! Crazy! Mad! Wow!