Henry Tilley Quotes in The Grand Seduction (2013)

Henry Tilley: 'Cause the doctor might find it a bit peculiar they're all dressed up as cricket players, and we're playing with equipment that looks like cricket equipment, but we have absolutely no idea how to play cricket!

Murray French: [handing out info] Okay. Now, it is your civic duty to study these rules. We must all become cricket aficionados. Hand 'em out there. Here we go. It's kinda like baseball, but it's only got two bases and, uh, no one wears gloves.

Henry Tilley: [looking at the pictures] One guy wears a glove.

Murray French: One guy wears a glove.

Mayor Tom Fitzpatrick: I offered them full tax exemption forever, and I threw in your daughter's virginity.

Henry Tilley: What the hell are you talkin' about?

Simon: Oh, Henry, Tom is pulling your leg. Everyone knows Lucy gave that away long ago.

Henry Tilley: It's... it's... it's nowhere nears bein' a done deal.

Murray French: I didn't say "done deal."

Henry Tilley: Yeah, you said "done deal."

Murray French: Well, I need people to believe in this.

Henry Tilley: Yep, but it's a lie.

Murray French: Well, right now, lies is all we got.

Murray French: Every detail is important. Oh... for example, Mr. Mayor said the doctor loves cricket.

Henry Tilley: "Cricket" cricket?

Simon: Yeah.

Henry Tilley: That's disgusting. I mean, sushi is bad enough.

Murray French: No. Cricket - the sport. Cricket.

Simon: The sport, for God's sake. The sport.

Henry Tilley: What, do they, like, race 'em?

Henry Tilley: I'm gonna lose my job over this.