Henry Northrup Quotes in Creepshow (1982)

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Henry Northrup Quotes:

  • Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry - can't you do anything right?

    Henry Northrup: Huh?

    Wilma Northrup: 'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you! I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!

    Henry Northrup: [sheepishly] Oh, I - I'm sorry...

    Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?

  • Wilma Northrup: What are you doing creeping around down there? Where's Dex? What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into?

    Henry Northrup: Well, it's easier if I just show you, I think. Come on down.

    Wilma Northrup: [grabbing Charlie Gereson's smashed glasses] What's this?

    Henry Northrup: Oh, I found them on the...

    Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry. Did he beat her?

    Henry Northrup: Well...

    Wilma Northrup: How bad is she? Is she conscious?

    Henry Northrup: [begins laughing] It's easier if your just see for yourself, Wilma.

    Wilma Northrup: What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing?

    Henry Northrup: [continues laughing] But there's a funny side to it, Wilma! Wait'll you see! You'll think so yourself!

    Wilma Northrup: You're hysterical, Henry. That's just what I would've expected.

    Henry Northrup: [stops laughing, turns deadly serious] No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. No, this is going to be an entirely new experience.

  • Professor Dexter Stanley: Two people are dead, and I could be blamed. I know that's a terrible consideration to have at a time like this, but -

    [Henry hands him a drink and he swallows it one gulp]

    Henry Northrup: Last time I saw someone do that was in the movies!

    Professor Dexter Stanley: It could mean my ass, Henry, it wasn't me! It was that - that thing in the crate! And I don't even know what it was!

    [giggles hysterically]

    Henry Northrup: What two people? Who is dead?

    Professor Dexter Stanley: Mike the janitor at Amberson Hall, and Charlie Gereson. He wanted to measure the bite marks, Henry. I guess he got his chance!

    [giggles]

    Professor Dexter Stanley: I certainly guess he did!

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