Henry Martin Quotes in Splitting Heirs (1993)

Brittle: Congratulations, sir.

Henry Martin: Eh, you can kiss ass later, Brittle.

Brittle: Thank you, sir.

Butler: Drunk again, sir?

Henry Martin: That's okay, Butler. So are we.

[after the moose-head falls down from the wall over Henry Martin]

Henry Martin: Get me out of this moose!

Henry Martin: I'm a hard man to kill.

Tommy Patel: [laughs] Oh I know!

Elizabeth Martin: [the air raid siren blows] Henry, Danny's gone!

Henry Martin: [trying to get an answer on the phone] What?

Elizabeth Martin: And Jane too!

[Henry hangs up and meets her at the stairs]

Henry Martin: Well now calm down...

Elizabeth Martin: I looked in both their rooms, they're both gone!

Henry Martin: Are you sure?

Elizabeth Martin: Yes! Yes!

Danny Martin: Well maybe they're down here.

[turns on the living room lights, Danny's asleep on the couch]

Danny Martin: Here's Danny!

Elizabeth Martin: [running behind him] Danny! What're you doing here?

Danny Martin: I'm... guarding you.

Elizabeth Martin: Guarding us? Guarding us against what, darling?

Danny Martin: I don't know.

Henry Martin: Is everyone in this whole town gone crazy? Danny, do you know where Jane is?

Danny Martin: She's just gone.

Henry Martin: [stands up] I'm going to get to the bottom of this at once.

Henry Martin: Well then, young lady, do you mind telling me where you've been spending the evening?

Jane Martin: Daddy, it's all right.

Henry Martin: [sarcastically] Oh, yes, everything's fine, I always stop by the police station in the middle of the night to pick up my daughter. Don't you realize that by morning this will be all over town?

Jane Martin: Well we were just trying to warn people.

Henry Martin: After all, I am the principal at the high school.

[to Steve]

Henry Martin: Young man, this is the last time you're going to take my daughter out!

Jane Martin: Steve didn't do anything wrong!