Helen Camden Quotes in Hercules in New York (1970)

Helen Camden: Well, I... It's kind of you to be so complimentary but I must say it's the first time anyone has been quite so, so extravagant with his comparisons where I'm concerned.

Helen Camden: [noticing a poster for a "Hercules" stage show] Oh look, you're famous.

Hercules: That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?

Helen Camden: Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.

Hercules: He doesn't even look like me! Look...

[takes his sweater off]

Helen Camden: What... what are you doing?

[noticing his impressive muscles]

Helen Camden: Oh wow!

Hercules: [flexing] Does he? Hahahah. Does he?

Helen Camden: I... I... I... I really wish you'd put your shirt back on. He isn't supposed to look like anyone other than the actor who plays the part.

Hercules: What is the name of that imitator? Who gave him permission to pretend to be Hercules?

Helen Camden: I think we outta go.

Hercules: Insolent!