Heckler Quotes in Amazing Grace (2006)

Lord Tarleton: I can hardly believe my ears!

Heckler: And we can hardly believe your mouth!

Heckler: Hey, when are you gonna play "That Thing You Do!"?

Lenny: Ah, has our fame preceded us?

Heckler: We came here to meet girls and dance, and we can't meet girls until we dance!

Lenny: [to Jimmy, the Bass Player, and Guy] All right, this seems like an opportune moment to pick it up a little.

[to the heckler]

Lenny: OK, here's one for the kid in the back.

Talent Show Emcee: Hey, how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Heckler: You're a jerk, cap'n!

Talent Show Emcee: You say: hey, would you like to buy a chicken?

Heckler: Eat my shorts, cap'n!

Talent Show Emcee: [loudly at first, then almost to a whisper] Shut up! I'll kick your ass!

Speaker: [addressing a rally of the Britain First Party] And now we come to the other argument that these people use: the naive, sentimental argument that they use when they are confronted by the facts. The argument that we force these people, these Indians, these Pakistanis, that we force them to live in slum conditions. Now, let us examine this argument. We do not force, you and I, we do not force these foreigners to come here. We do not force them to take our houses and to undercut our jobs.

Heckler: I fought a bloody war against bastards like you!

Speaker: There we have an example of the kind of hoodlum who would prevent free speech in London.

[more heckling from the crowd]

Speaker: In this borough, in the year 1951, the coloured population was one tenth of what it was in the last quarter of last year. A tenth! Ten times as many coloured people have moved into this borough.

Heckler: [yelling] Hey, Jackson! Can you spell "cat"?

Shoeless Joe: [yelling back] Hey, Mister! Can you spell "shit"?

Orlando the Magician: [on stage] So, what do you want here in America?

Ewa Cybulska: I want to be happy.

Orlando the Magician: To be happy...

Heckler: I think you were happy last night, you cheap whore. She's Bruno's best.

Heckler: No! No everybody! That ain't no brother! That's a white boy!

People in crowd: What?

Heckler: Get off the stage!

The Great Man: You're about to fall heir to a kitten's stocking.

Heckler: What's a kitten's stocking?

The Great Man: A sock on the puss.